WHATS ON ? MANGE KIMAVI MWALIMU WA MACHANGUDOA AJITOLEA MUHANGA KUWAPO SOMA WADADA WA WATU JINSI YA KUWINDA WANAUME WA MAANA'' MBUTA NANGA!!

hahahahahahha, uwiiii eti single mothers?? Ndio lazma muwe single mothers,awaoe nani na nyie mmeoshewa mnuka nuka?  mtaacha kuzalishwa na kuachwa mlee wenyewe? Jamani your son is sooo cute, usijali siwezi mrusha humu malaika wa watu, ila ukivuka mipaka tena na mie navuka mipaka na unanijua sinaga mipaka mtu akinipush….Anaandika single mothers alafu yupo club, yule mtoto ni mdogo umemwacha na nani? hivi ni lazma muende club?

FLORA LYIMO AMJIBU MANGE..

(I) Mange unawacheka wenzio hapo mbona wewe ulizalishwa tena ukiwa shule na kuachwa kulea mwenyewe japo sasa mzungu alie kutoa club ukijiuza kakuzalisha tena siyo mara moja mara mbili na huku hata humpendi unakwenda nnje kutoa hadi mkundu'na ushaidi tunao wa email zako na Mwamvita ''wewe mwanamke nyoko sana ''unayoyafanya wewe ndiyo unayowatukania watu''ukomeee''na kama hutokoma mwaka huu'' basiiiii''wewe nitajua ni mange mwizi wa ukweli'' mbuta nanga'comming soon ''na hiyo tabia yakujidai unanitetea unafiki ukomeee'''kila kitu tumekihifadhi usidhani tunatupa''

MANGE THE KIMAVI'' MWALIMU WA MACHANGUDOA AWATOLEA WADADA WA WATU SOMO'' AKIZANIA WANAWAKE WOTE NI WASAKAJI WA WANAUME KAMA YEYE''

Yani nyie ni mafala hamjui hata kuwinda wanaume wa maana ngoja niwape somo. Kwanza jifunze kuvaaa ,shati nyekundu sidiria ya white? jamani hawa wako marekani wanavaa hivyo, yani wabongo tu wanawafunika,ndo maana mnadata na nguo zangu mnataka na mie nikashop ross kama nyie??? nahisi tukiwa sawa ndo mtanipenda.Uwiiiiiii hivi mmeona vizuri huyu mchawi wetu alivyovaaa? shati nyekundu, see through, sidiria la white, tena sio sidiria ya VS hapana ni yale masidiria ya target , chini kavaa kaptura, sasa bora iwe sexy kaputra hahhaha, ni zile watu wanavaa home wakati wanafanya usafi, alafu juu kapigilia kimkanda cha orange, uwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, ndo maana hunipendi mbwa koko wewe, yani hii picha mtu anaweza dhani mlivaa hivi 10yrs ago kumbe ni 2 months ago… yani mmevaa hivi 2014…

haya ngoja niwape darasa la kusaka wanaume, maana naona unajitahidi sana kwenye club kusaka wanaume…huko club utakutana na hivyo viserengeti boy vyako vya kigheto ambavyo wewe utabidi uvileee kupata mwanaume wa maana usiende club mbwa wewe.Successful men are not found in night clubs. nenda sehemu classic na usivae hivyo misidiria nje unaonekana too desperate, women with men can dresss like that coz wanajulikana hawasaki washapata. Single women kuvaa hivyo it’s a turn off you, look too desperate. Kwanza kaa u google all the UPSCALE classic spots in ATL, UPSCALE lounges, UPSCALE bars, UPSCALE restaurants ,UPSCALE HOTELS KAMA ST.REGIS ETC , nenda lunch, nenda dinner, nenda for drinks,nenda kwenye lounges.

go to classics UPSCALE places only, hata kama you cant afford them, nenda tu kanywe soda moja usiku mzima, unaweka glass mdomoni ila hunywi una lamba lamba tu ili isiishe, maana ikiisha tu water atakuletea ingine.But don’t go alone utaonekana changu from get go (ingawa tunakujua we ni changu ila ficha sio lazma kila mtu ajue), go with a friend mtaonekana you are there to have a good time na sio kusaka. Na mkiwa hapo msijipitise pitishe kama machangu na msipepese macho kama machangu mtaonekana hamna class wakati mpo sehemu yenye class. Tulieni jifanyeni hamuwaoni wanaume jidaini mna maongezi yenu,chekeni hata kama hakuna kinachowachekesha, look like you are having a ball with your girl and you  dont  any need men (wakati wote tunajua jinsi unavyowashwa huko chini), trust me in no time mtu atawafata mlipokaa….. Hata msipopata mabwana, huko mtakutana na marafiki wa maana ambao watawasaidieni kwenye mambo ya maana kama kupata kazi za maana  au contacts za maana za biashara etc and through hao marafiki wapya wa maana mnaweza kuwa introduced to your future husbands ambao nao chances are very high kuwa watakuwa wanaume wa maana.

Ila first things first, fanyeni diet, kondeniiiiiiiiiiii, sura zenu ni mbaya  sawa ila mkikonda wazungu wala hawatomind sura, kwanza mkiwa na sura mbaya wazungu ndo wanazidi kuwaona real africans…hahahahahha….hata kama hamtaki wazungu blacks mtakaowakuta sehemu hizo watakuwa wapo juuuu mno.

Ila msijisumbue kuanza kwenda hizo sehemu the way you look at the moment, invest in your bodies first,kondeni, mvae between size 2-8 us maximum ndo mfate ushauri wangu, sio muende huko mitako inatikisika….. Ila hizo club za maghetto mnazoenda, chief, mtaenda mtacheza mziki mpaka viatu vyenu vya Ross vitoke  soli na hamtaambulia kitu kama mkiambulia kitu ni wale maghetto kama huyo ulienae sasa hivi….lol…

una roho mbaya ila  ona mimi nilivyokupa mchongo wa kutengeneza maisha yako,,,,fala wewe….