WHATS NOW ? MANGE YOU ARE NOT A TANZANIAN BLOGGER 'YOU ARE A TANZANIAN EX-DRUG SMUGGLERS, ONGOING PROSTITUTE AND GREEN-EYED MONSTER'' MBUTA NANGA!

 MANGE DISEASE ,EX DRUGS SMUGGLER ONGOING PROSTITUTE NOW ANA UMWA VIBAYA SANA KWA UGONJWA WA PRESHA YANI JEALOUSY ITAMUUWA JUZI KATOKA HOSPITAL ALIKUWA KALAZWA MASIKINI SASA KAAMBIWA ATULIE NA AACHE MAMBO YA MITANDAONI MAANA HUKO NDIKO ANA YAONA MAENDELEO YA WENZAKE HASA WANAWAKE'' BUT HAKOMI '' SASA JUZI KAMUINGILIA MDADA WA WATU MSICHANA MREMBO ANA FANYA YAKE '' NGOJA AMLISHE UGALI BILA MBOGA PUANI ''KULE INSTAGRAM'' YANI WATU WOTEEEEEEEEEEEE'' I THINK TANZANIAN KARIBU NZIMA IMEMIMINIKA KUMSAIDIA HUDDAH '' hahhahaaa'KWELI ZA MWIZI IS NOT 40 ONLY 39.9'' HAHHAHHAAAA'' UMEPATIKANA BIBIEEE'' KABIBI KAZEE SASA KANAVYOJUA KUFICHA MIAKA YAKE NA KUJILINGANISHA NA WATOTO ''HAHHAA''YANI MPAKA MTOTO WAKE ALOMZAA SASA ANAJILINGANISHA NAE NA KUMVISHA MAGAUNI YAKE ALOKUWA ANAFANYA NAYO UKAHABA DUBAI ''BILA HATA HAYA TENA ON HER BIRTHDAY ''
MANGE'' KUbali umeishiwa huna lolote wewe Rudi upareni ukalime mahindi na kukaanga ule '' Yani Hivi mbona usikae ukatulia ukajifikiria je ni kwanini now hata Mzungu kakuacha ''yani ujipange hata upya umbembeleze arudi na uanze kuvaa kile kipete chako cha shida cha arusi ''masikini ona sasa hata hujiringishii tena kunyoshea watu kakono juu ili wakione kile kipete'' hahhaaa'' ULIFIKIRI MZUNGU NI MWAAFRICA ANADANGANYIKA EE'' ETI MZUNGU YUPO KAZINI YEYE KAACHA MTOTO WAKE MSICHANA NYUMBANI NA WATOTO WADOGO ZAKE WAWILI ''YEYE ONA PICHANI YUPO BAR ANAJIUZA KAMA KAWA''
IKIWA HUKUJUA '' MALAYA NI MALAYA TU''YANI HATA KAMA UOLEWE NA TAJIRI WA DUNIA UTAJIKUTA UNAJISAHAU NA KUANZA KUMUITISHA PESA 'MASIKINI NA NI MME WAKO '' HAHHAHA'' DRLING NOW IS THE TIME TO PAY '' MZUNGU MME ANAMSHANGAA''' TO PAY FOR WHAT ? I DID TOLD YOU ,YOU WERE A PROSTITUTE'' NOW IM GOING'' AND YOU NEVER SEE ME AGAIN '' HAPO NDIPO MZUNGU ALIVYO MVULIA NA PETE YA NDOA AKAMRUSHIA USONI NA KUONDOKA'' HADI LEO MZUNGU ''HE OLNY COME HOME TO SEE HIS KIDS'' Basi akija kuona watoto wake ''linavyo ficha halitaki watu wajue limeachika''litajifanya kwenda kupiga nae picha na kwenda out eti we are happy family ''why dont you just waambia wenzako na wale mende wa chooni huja kukoment ujinga at your blog nuka kwamba umeachika'' hahahhahaa'' she them just chagua wachache mawaziri sijui wabungemende  wake 'vile alivyo achika na sasa ndio wamekuja kuniuzia story ''hahhaa'' UMEKWISHAAA''JIKUBALI BIBIE'' WACHANA NA SISI LINDA KIKI SHAMIM MWAMVITA HUDDAH MBUTA NANGA'' YANI LIST IPO KIBAO '' WENYEWE MNAJUA JAMANI '' NGACHOKA''

 MANGE ''THE GREEN-EYED MONSTER'' YANI  UKILITIZAMA TU ''UTALIJUA'' BIG HATER OF MAENDELEO YA WENZAKE'' TATIZO JEALOUSY '' UTAKUFA KAHABA MKUBWA WEWE'' SASA KILA ULICHOKUWA UNAKIFANYA WEWE BAHATI MBAYA MADAWA YALIKUPASUKIA MATAKONI NA KWA BAHATI NZURI ALIE KUBEBESHA AKAKUPELEKA HOSPITALI UKATIBIWA KIMNYA KIMNYA NA UKAANZA KUJIKAHABISHA DUBAI HAPO UKAMPATA MZUNGU NAE AKAKUOWA KWA KUKUONEA HURUMA ''MWANAMKE UNAZUBUTU KWENDA KUENDELEZA UMALAYA WAKO KUJIUZA AKIWA KAZINI NA HUKU UMEZAA YOU ONLY HAVE 4 MONTH ? UWIII'' KWELI WEWE NI MALAYA HATAREEEE'' NA SASA WACHA KUWAONEA WENZAKO WIVU ''KUWA NA PESA SIYO LAZIMA KUWA PUNDA AU KUJIUZA'' WATU TUNA MISHE MISHE ZINGINE KIBAO ZA KIHALALI NA TENA ZILIZO NA FULL ADRESS'' SASA WEWE KWA UKAHABA WAKO NA UJINGA WAKO UTABAKI KUOZA VIDOLE UKIANDIKA WATU NA MAENDELEO YAO KWAMBA NI WAUZA SEMBE MARA MALAYA'' MARA SIJUI WABUNGE HILI NA LILE'' UTATAPATAPA KAMA KUKU ALIE KATWA SHINGO NUSU ''YANI JUA ''ZIDI UNAVYO ANDIKA WATU KWENYE LILE LIBLOGUNUKA LAKO NDIVYO UNAVYOZIDI KUJIENGEZEA MAUMIVU ''USIJE UKAFIA ON TOP OF LAPTOP MASIKINI WEEE BIBIEEEEE''JIFUNZE KUPIKA SASA MAMA WEEEE'SIYO UMUACHIE MWANAO KUPIKA NA KUMFANYIZA MAKAZI YOTE YA NYUMBANI KAMA YAYA WAKO'' NYOOOKO''

HEBU MUONE MANGE ANAVYO MTESA MWANE WAKIKE'' JUST KWA SABABU ULIMZAA KWA UMALAYA WAKO CHINI YA DAWATI LA SHULE ''ISIWE NDIYO CHANZO CHAKO WEWE CHA KUMDHARAU NA KUMFANYA YAYA'' ALAFU mwaliona hilo begi la LV'' uwiii''alivyo ishiwa siku hizi ndilo utamkuta nalo kila mahali ''hahhahaa''nunua hata fake basi maana fake zipo nyingi tena nzuri kulikoni '' ndiyo maana presha ikakupanda ulivyo muona Huddah akitoka Dukani na big LV bag full of ma'LV thing'' Uwii''yani kila mtu akifanya mazuri usokuwa nayo na wala usoweza kuwa na uwezo wakuyafanya unaanza uadui nae na kumtukana bila sababu yoyote'' BIBIE WACHA NI ISHIE HAPA ''MAANA NINA KAZI ZA KUFANYA'' YANI IM BUSY NIKITENGENEZA PESA NA SIYO MATUSI ''UPO HAPO EEE''
HAPA NIMEKUJIBU ''MAANA NASIKIA UNASEMA KWAMBA HATUPO NA HUDDAH ''KUMSAIDIA ''WEWEEEEE UKOME YANI TUPO NAE KWA SHIDA HADI RAHA'' NA KUKUKOMESHA TUPO WENGI ''YOU NAME THEM'' YANI HATUHESABIKI KABISA''
 MANGE JEALOUSY IS A DISEASE
GET WELL SOON ''
HEBU MSOMENI JAMANI MANENO YA MKOSAJI '''MANGE WEWE SIYO WAKUPEWA POLE ''PRESHA ITAKUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''''NGACHOKA''

Huddah and her fans went on to  to say that the old  Tanzanian blogger envies Huddah because she has a nice body ,especially her yummy behind. Apparently the Tanzanian blogger wishes she could exchange her skinny flat undesirable  bottom for Huddah’s round juicy bottom whose main use has been to pass out drug capsules in 5 star hotels all over the world. Huddah must be right, who wouldnt want to own a bottom that can hold in so much drugs for so many hrs and bring you so much money? Huddah’s  bottom should be envied by all flat bottomed women. IT’S A MONEY MAKER . LITERALLY.

Through this  hashtasg #oldbitchyoungpeoplewannahave fun HUDDAH went on to embarrass this old bored housewife in USA by implying that the Tanzanian blogger is also jealous of her  because she  is still young and having fun. So as  as journalist I had to look into it and yes HUddah and her Instagram fans were very right. THE Tanzanian housewife only wishes her life was half as exciting as Hudda’s. The old bitch is just stuck in the house  taking care of her kids while huddah is jet setting all over the world with drugs up her fabulous round bottom risking a death sentence in countries like Thailand. Who wouldnt want to live such an adrenaline rush life? she really must be jealous of our hard working huddah who doesnt depend on men for nothing. We Kenyans are proud of her.   I mean how much more independent or hardworking can a woman get than a woman who swallows big  pills filled with illegal chemicals, get to the airport manages to pose for happy smiley photos at the kenyan business lounge and share with us all to inspire us, then flies for 12hrs , all the time managing to hold in the deadly capsules very far up her amazing bottom. then gets to a 5 star hotel somehwere in the world and has strange men stand next to her as she poops out their pills , takes a rest and then she gets to tour the city for a week or so and then she back at it again? and she does all this with a big beautiful smile on her face? wow, woman of the year. We Kenyans are definitely better than the Tanzanians.

I had to call Huddah to find out how she does this. I sat with Huddah inside her faboulous RangeR over which by the way the old bitch doesnt have. She owns a raggedy cheap PORSCHE CAYYAN which was bought for her by her visa provider apparently with  CLEAN  money. Huddah being indepent told me she bought the range rover with her own money and even showed me the card regististration. As we sat in her range rover which by the way is sooooo amazing , OMG girls let me tell you, that car is definitely worth Huddah risking her life over. That girl is smart. if  I had a bottom like hers  even I myself would shove a thousand pills up my  bottom  and transport them across the world  just to buy the same Range Rover. It is a fabulous car. IT’S WORTH THE MONEY.Who wants to drive a cheap ugly porche cayyene  like the one the old bitch drives while you have  a delicious bottom that can carry cocaine filled capsuled all over the world like the one Huddah has.

So as i sat with  Huddah in her Range rover  she told me how she multiplies her wealth , first of all she told me that her  boss has promoted her. She no longer makes the ASIA routes and when she does its once in a while. She being so hardworking and very talented at her job she now makes the EUROPE routes. OMG, This girl now exports her products to places like MILAN,PARIS and the like. No wonder old bitch hates our huddah. Hardworking Huddah got the promotion after proving she was the most profitable mule ever seen in the business. She thanks her mother for that. Because  the juicy round butt she got from her mama helps her perform better than all other in the business.  That ass is magic people, Huddah went on to tell me that the average mule can pack about 50 pills up their bottoms but she, huddah having a special bottom can pack up to 200 pills a trip. WOW, now thats an arse!!! she went on to tell me that when she reaches the big cities like Milan and so forth,the job is not done yet,the money dont sleep HEEEY , so she makes short trips within Europe. Yes you can see on her Instagram photos when she goes to Europe she doesnt stay in one city, she goes to many cities , back and forth. Even rich people cant afford that when in Europe but not Huddah, she can afford these little trips across Europe because she works very hard unlike most of you . How can you leave Africa go all the way to Europe only to  stay in once city, really? just one? what kind of a holiday is that? learn to work hard like huddah so that when you go to Europe you will be able to afford visiing t most of the cities. The  Problem with these short trips is that she cant swallow the pills she has to methodically insert each pill up her award winning bottom. So this is how she does it. she has to assume the position, then lubricate the capsules with a good KY gel then slowly inserts those capsules up her amazing , soft ,delicious butt  that we all love on instagram. Who knew that bottom not only  does it look great it can also do great things. She said at first it used to hurt alot,ouch!! but now she is so used to , she can actually experience an orgasm doing this. OMG, what a job, who wouldnt want to climax while working…lucky lady ha? She went on to tell me that  one day when her beef with VERRA SIDDIKA is over and done with she would like to teach  and show her how she can take things up her bottom too… Y’all remember that chat where Vera was telling some guy in Dubai that she doesnt like things up her bottom even if they pay her billions. Well Huddah thinks maybe for Verra Siddicka to enjoy having things up her bottom like her maybe she needs to insert the right kind of items up there, things like lets say,,,,,,,,  COCAINE FILLED CAPSULES.GENIUS!!!! She says those were made for a woman’s bottom. Very comfy. She went on to say  Verra should stop going for small money in Dubai, instead she should risk her freedom or possibly her life and start using her round beautiful bottom for big money and buy a Range Rover. Actually she called for all  Kenyan girls with nice bottoms to use their bottoms as  a means to gain Independence  and not depend on white men like the old bitch from Tanzania, she says many Kenyan women  havent realized that all the capital they been looking for to start a business is right behing them…… THIS GIRL IS INSPIRING I TELL YOU… She surely doesnt need a white man like the Tanzanian blogger…

she then showed me the kind of food she eats when out there. This is what she ate in Milan , look at the hotel she stayed in. 5 star hotel.lucky girl. Wow ,i love this girl, look at the caption no sponsor she does it on her own. Very stupid are the women who find men who want to take care of them and take them to Milan and stay at the 4 seasons hotel,smart are women like HUDDAH who become career criminals and do it on their own. Wow who knew its better not to have a sponsor  to take you around the world instead be a drug mule who proudly does it alone. POWER TO ALL WOMEN WHO CAN GO TO MILAN AND STAY AT ARMANI HOTEL  SIMPLY BY BEAUTIFULLY AND GLAMOROUSLY CARRYING HEROIN CAPSULES VERY FAR AND I MEAN VERY FAR UP  THEIR  SEXY, INSTAGRAM FAMOUS BOTTOMS. Stupid are women like the Tanzanian blogger who marry successful men who can give them this life and all they have to do in return is pop out babies….Now we can all see why the TANZANIAN housewife envies our lovely Huddah. Huddah is ON another level. she can only wish to be like her.  Problem is no drug lord will ever let even one of their  capsules up her skinny bottom. These days the drugs lords interview for this job, you need a pretty bottom to get in.

Huddah went on to tell me that there are very few Tanzanians that are lucky like her. Very few  Tanzanian women are hustlers like her. Like this one here. She is on Instagram too. Huddah went on to tell me that barbardian queen is also a very well known  shove-a-capsule-up-ur-bottom  career woman . This time our lovely Huddah was put up in the same hotel as the well known Tanzanian drug mule by their handlers. Apparently all the East African female drug mules boycotted  their management about their living conditions in foreign destinations, they reminded their employers of how fabulous their bottoms are so they shouldn’t be subjected to expelling products at the Airport Holiday INN, Management took another look their bottoms and gave in, now Huddah ,Babardian queen and the rest get to expel their products in  5 star hotels. I tell you these girls’ pretty butts will get them everything in this world. Who knew Tanzania’s and Kenya’s  shove-a-capsule-VERY-deep-up-ur-bottom network is connected? 

''MBUTA NANGA''
MANGE MASIKINI UMEPIKIA WATOTO KWELI AU NDIYO UMEMUACHIA MWANAO AWAPIKIE NA KUWAOGESHA NA KUFANYA KILA KITU ''WEWE UPO BUSY MACHOZI NA MAPOVU YANAKUTOKA UNAMUANDIKIA HUDDAH LINDA NA MBUTA NANGA'' UJINGA WAKO KWENYE KIBLOGU NUKA CHAKO '' alafu masikini ya Mungu ALL COMMENTS anajikomentia na kuweka likes kibao ili watu wale wale wajinga kama yeye wafikiri ni fans wake wanakuja mle''yani the blognuka wala haina watu wanakwenda kule kusoma upumbavu wake'' na alivyo mjinga now days halijua mambo yote ni ISTAGRAM tena na full name na adress kila mtu anajua ni nani na unamchamba nani takataka mende wa choooni kama wewe kumamambi ''yani wewe na mende wa chooni hauna tofauti ''maana limdomo linanukaaa''limkundu lishapasukiwa midawa ya kulevya'' huku eti unawakanya wenzako ''hahahaa'' i wonder ''' kumbe ndio maana unawapa darasa wenzio bure kwa sababu yashakukuta eeee'' wewe siyo wakupewa poleee'' YANI NI WAKUCHEKWAAAA' NAKUCHEKAJE HAPA SASA'' DONT YOU WISH UNGENIONA NAVYOKUCHEKA'' AKA TUNAVYOKUCHEKA''' 
KAA UKIJUA TUPO NA HUDDAH 24/7 UMKOMEEEEEEEEEE'' 

You can look at their instagram photos and see, they were both  at Armani hotel in  Milan at the very same  time on the very same days,posting pics minuteJs  apart. The Tanzanian mule was there without a sponsor too. These girls REALLY do it on their own. Huddah says this was the most fun working trip she has ever had. She says it  was her VERY first time to Millan and Paris ,having being born and raised in the garbage fields of Kenya and walking with with no shoes she never dreamt of seeing Europe, not only see Europe but go there without a sponsor. WOW, whats an inspiring story.  Classic story of “started from the bottom now we here”.She says what made this trip fun is that she always ends up alone in hotel rooms with strange men watching her poop out their capsules but this time she had the support of the Tanzanian drug mule, she says for support she and Barbadian queen held each other’s hands as they pooped out the pills they had swallowed and shoved up their sweet young bottoms. She says they actually made it fun by trying to see who will poop out all their pills first., Kenyans being better than TANZANIANS of course Huddah won , SHE credits her glorious win to her bottom being so wide and open from all the abuse it has endured during the course of her amazing career, she doesnt have to do much pushing to expel things now a days.

KENYAN SOCIALITE’S GLAMOROUS DRUG MULE CAREER SOURCE OF ENVY FOR AGING HOUSEWIFE

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Yesterday ,Kenyan socialite, Huddah Monroe took a  heroic action by calling out a  USA based OLD Tanzanian blogger who everyone knows is

is nothing but an old housewife. Huddah took to her instagram page to inform her fans why this OLD housewife envies her.

As it turns out  this old housewife  would never have landed in America if it wasnt for the fact that she married a white. 
HAHAHHA JAMANI HAYO NDIYO MANENO YA BIG HATER MANGE DISEASE NA MKOSA YOTEE'' AMBAYO WENZAKE WANAYO '' 

WHATS NOW ? I CALL HIM ,MY CUTE DAVE'' CONGRATULATIONS MHESHIMIWA PRIME MINISTER DAVID CAMERON'' BACK TO HIS HOUSE IN LONDON KUTUONGOZA VEMA'' GOD BLESS HIM ''

The Prime Minister and his wife Samantha are applauded by staff after returning to Number 10 to begin his second term as Prime Minister''

David Cameron today vowed to make Great Britain 'greater still' as he set out how he will use his shock outright Tory majority to ensure the 'good life is in reach for everyone who's willing to work and do the right thing'.

The Prime Minister used a statement outside Number 10 to pay tribute to both Labour's Ed Miliband and his former Lib Dem deputy Nick Clegg who have both resigned after suffering heavy losses in one of the most unpredictable election results for a generation. 

The three political leaders then emerged, barely an hour later, to stand side by side at the Cenotaph to commemorate the 70th anniversary of VE Day. 

Mr Cameron had earlier walked out the doors of Number 10 to declare he was forming a majority Tory government after routing Labour and the Lib Dems in the biggest electoral shock in living memory.

The PM returned to Downing Street with his wife Samantha after making the short trip to Buckingham Palace for a meeting with the Queen to confirm what he described as the 'sweetest victory of all'.

Big political names including Ed Balls, Vince Cable, Ed Davey, Doulgas Alexander, David Laws, Jim Murphy and Esther McVey all lost their seats as the political map of Britain was dramatically redrawn with vast swathes of Tory blue and SNP yellow.

In an incredible night of political drama, Labour suffered a bloodbath in Scotland and failed to make any gains in England. Mr Miliband said he accepted 'absolute and total responsibility' for the electoral disaster, and resigned with immediate effect. His deputy Harriet Harman also announced she will stand aside.

Mr Clegg, who was left as just one of eight MPs to survive the near-destruction of the Lib Dems, also resigned - admitting he had led the party to its worst ever defeat.

It came after Ukip's Nigel Farage threw in the towel within minutes of receiving confirmation that he had lost his bid to enter Parliament. But in a surprise announcement Mr Farage suggested he could return as party leader in the Autumn.

Mr Cameron said he would use the 331 MPs he will have in the Commons to implement the Tory manifesto in full, promising more apprenticeships, income tax cuts and an in-out referendum on Britain's membership of the EU.

But he also signaled that he would sign off a massive devolution of powers to Scotland, after Nicola Sturgeon's SNP stunned everyone to win 56 of 59 seats in Scotland.

The PM returned to Downing Street after making the short trip to Buckingham Palace for a meeting with the Queen to confirm what he described as the 'sweetest victory of all'

Britain's Prime Minister David Cameron hugs a member of staff in Downing Street as he begins his second term as Prime Minister following the Conservative Party's win''

Downing Street staff appeared emotional after welcoming back Mr Cameron and his wife Samantha after the most unexpected election victory since 1992''

Mr Cameron was welcomed back to Number 10 by his campaign team, pictured listening intently to the Prime Minister's speech'' Kama ulikuwa upo upo kwenye campaign kiunafiki ukiwa hutaki MR Cameron arudi namba kumi '' FUNGA MACHO '' hahaaa''' MNAMUONA MNAFIKI PICHANI EEE'' MBUTA NANGA'' jamani ni mtizamo wangu wa hii picha tu'''

The Tory leader's team cheered him on as he walked back through the door's after a resounding victory in the General Election''

Victory: David Cameron addresses the nation from outside Number 10 after meeting the Queen to confirm he has secured an overall majority, which few pollsters, commentators or even Tories thought was possible''

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The Conservatives stunned their political opponents to win 331 seats, securing the outright majority which eluded Mr Cameron in 2010

Mr Cameron was in his ministerial car making the short trip from Downing Street to the Palace at 12.30pm, when news through that the Tories had officially secured the 326 seats needed for an outright majority. 

Just minutes earlier a dejected Mr Miliband told supporters at the party’s HQ that he was to blame for the defeat but insisted he had fought the right campaign.

He said: 'I believe Britain needed a Labour government and I still do, but the public decided otherwise. Now it’s time for someone else to take leadership of this party. So I am tendering my resignation.'

Mr Miliband quit with the final results still to be called – but the Tories on course to win 331 seats, giving them a surprise five-seat majority.

Labour is expected to finish with just 232 MPs, down 24, in its worst result since Neil Kinnock lost to Margaret Thatcher in 1987. The Lib Dems finished with just eight seats in its worst ever electoral defeat.

Mr Clegg, who spent five years as Deputy Prime Minister, admitted it had been a 'cruel and punishing night' for the Lib Dems.

Mr Cameron used his speech to pay warm tribute to his two rivals with whom he has traded blows in a fraught, and often deeply personal election campaign.

He said: ‘I have just been to see Her Majesty the Queen and I will now form a majority Conservative government. I've been proud to lead the first Coalition government in 70 years and I want to thank all those who worked so hard to make it a success. And in particular on this day, Nick Clegg.

‘Elections can be bruising clashes of ideas and arguments and a lot of people who believe profoundly in public service have seen that service cut short.

‘Ed Miliband rang me this morning to wish me luck with the new government. It was a typically generous gesture from someone who is clearly in public service for all the right reasons.'

TUMECHOTA NA KUMIMINA KUTOKA DM ILI MJIONEE''

WHATS ON ? BREAKING NEWS'' ITS A GIRL '' RUWA AIKA MBEE!!

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge emerged from the Lindo Wing with their new baby girl wrapped in a white blanket just after 6pm ''

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge glowed with pride as they left the hospital with their new baby daughter - just 12 hours after arriving at the Lindo Wing and ten hours after giving birth.

The couple emerged on the steps outside St Mary's Hospital in west London shortly after 6pm and the world was given a brief glimpse of the new princess, who was wrapped in a white blanket and held tenderly in her mother's arms.

The newest Royal, whose name is yet to be announced, was born at 8.34am today weighing 8lbs and 3oz - less than three hours after the Duchess was admitted to hospital.

Kate looked remarkably fresh in a yellow floral Jenny Packham dress, with her hair and make-up freshly done, as the pair stood for a few minutes proudly showing off their second child and waving for the cameras.  

The Royal baby, who will be fourth in line to the throne, emerged with his parents on the steps of the Lindo Wing wearing a lemon bonnet''

FABULOUS ,YANI NIMEWAFURAHI UTAZANI NI MIMI VILE'' MBUTA NANGA!

Kate dressed in a lemon and white Jenny Packham dress (left) as the world caught a glimpse of the new princess for the first time''

The princess, whose name is not yet known, appeared to be fast asleep as the cameras flashed and her parents smiled for the cameras ''

The duke and duchess appeared to be delighted as they showed off their newborn baby girl and waved to the crowd''

The new parents smile adoringly for the hundreds of people that turned out to catch that first glimpse of their new baby daughter''

Prince Williams smiles adoringly down at his new daughter while she is held in the arms of his wife. They welcomed their second child shortly after 8.30am this morning''

Flashback: The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge leaving the Lindo Wing today (left) and Prince Charles with Diana on the same spot when Prince William was born in 1982 (right)

HONGERA ZAO KWA KWELI '' YANI SASA NO KUZAA TENA KATE'' MUNGU KESHA KURAHISISHIA NOW'' 1 BOY 1 GIRL '' FABULOUS'' TOSHA KABISA'' TUZINGATIE UPANGAJI WA UZAZI ''KUZAA ZAA OVYO SIYO DILI'' 

Tumechota na kumimina kutoka DM ili mjionee''

WHATS NOW ? FLORA LYIMO FASHION POLICE OF 12.4.2015 ' KWENYE ARUSI YETU YA JANA AMBAYO ILIKUWA NDIYO THE TALK OF MUJINI '' BIBI ARUSI KAVAAJE KICHAFU CHAFU KAMA BIBI WA UBUNGO ON XMAS DAY ? MBUTA NANGA!

Introducing Mr and Mrs Murray: The first pictures of Andy Murray and new wife Kim, who looked beautiful in her embroidered bridal gown'

It has been dubbed the Scottish wedding of the year and there was little doubt about the delight felt by the crowd gathered outside Dunblane Cathedral for the union of Kim Sears and Andy Murray this afternoon as a huge cheer went up when the happy couple emerged as man and wife.

The new Mr and Mrs Murray, who announced their engagement in November last year, tied the knot in the 12th century cathedral before a relatively small group of their family members and close friends.

At 5:43pm, bells rung out and the wedding guests showered the newlyweds with confetti as they left the 45-minute ceremony in the cathedral in the tennis star's hometown. 

Wave: The couple waved to the cheering crowds, who had braved the wind and rain to get a glimpse of the new Mr and Mrs Murray'' 

Inspiration?: Kim's half-up, half-down hair style was reminiscent of Kate Middleton's hair style of choice four years ago''

Alafu kawaje mkavu usoni jamani ''yani maloshoni yakung'arisha uso on your big day yapo yamejaa tele tena ambayo anaweza kununua hata chupa kumi ajipake zote ''

YAMEMSHINDA''? MBUTA NANGA'' AMA KWELI KUOLEWA NA TAJIRI SIYO KUWA NA AKILI ZA KITAJIRI '' NGACHOKA''

High profile: The presence of a team of press photographers meant there was no getting away from the celebrity feel of the wedding''here were plenty of hats on show - and a lot of guests grabbing their own pictures with their mobile phones''

Scotland: Dunblane, where the couple held their ceremony, is a small town in the north of Stirling dating back to the sixth century''

MUME KAPENDEZA SANA NA KIMILA CHAKE'' YANI VAAZI KALIPATIA NA NIJAMBO LA BUSARA NA LAKUHESHIM SANA MWANAUME ANAPOFUATA TAMADUNI ZAKE NA MILA ZAKE'' HAPO HATA BARAKA HUMIMINIKA NDOANI''

Si Mtu kwasababu umekaa mujini unasahau hata mila na desturi za ukoo wenu '' jamani tuzingatie tuliko toka'' mfano wa huyu mcheza tenesi maarau Duniani ana mamilioni ya pesa'' lakini Arusi yake kaifanyi Kwao aliko kulia na anakotambulika kama MWANAUME'' MPO HAPO EEE'' MWANAUME YOYOTE MWENYE KUSAHAU KWAO HASA ANAPO OWA YEYE NI MUJINI MUJINI TUU'' MCHUNGE SANA HUYO NI HATAREE'' 

The new in-laws: Judy Murray walks along with Kim's parents Nigel and Leonore after the ceremony''

MWAMUONA MAMA KIJANA'' BWANA ARUSI ? NDIYO HUYO WA KWANZA KUSHOTO '' LOOKING FABULOUS '

WANAO MFAHAM HUYO BABA WA KATIKATI ''WATAJUA WENYEWE TUNASUBIRIA COMMENTS ZAO'' MBUTA NANGA'' I DONT WANT TO SEE HER '' SASA UMEKUJA KUFANYA NINI ARUSINI ? ONLY A JOKE''' MBUTA NANGA!!

everal Zzzz icons for sleep.  

KIATU MNAKIONA EEE'' KAMA CHA BIBI WA UBUNGO ON XMAS DAY ''ALAFU HICHO SIYO CHA PESA MBILI NI CHA LAKI KADHAA'' ILA KUCHAGUA NDIO SIFURIIII'''

Nothing you can do about the weather! Looking beautiful in an embroidered white gown, bride-in-waiting Kim Sears arrived at Dunblane Cathedral in the forecast rain this afternoon... and got a helping hand from a smiling support party who kept her dress from touching the ground. On her feet were a pair of strappy silver heels, thought to be by Jimmy Choo

HAHHAHAA WACHA NICHEKE MIE'' KWANI NI RUKSA NA KUCHEKA NI BUREEE'' SASA HAPA UPEPO UKAAMUA KULIMVUA GAUNI HILI CHAFU CHAFU LOOK ''NA KUTAKA KUMVALISHA THE BEST ONE SHE MISS OUT '' HAHAHHAA'' JAMANI UPEPO MBAYA KULIKO HATA KINA SIE FASHION POLICE TUNAO WAAMBIENI MAUKWELI YENU '' MBUTA NANGA' 
TUMECHOTA NA KUMIMINA KUTOKA DM 'ILI MJIONEE'' 
FLORA LYIMO FASHION POLICE ''ALWAYS TELL YOU THE TRUTH '' KUBALI KATAA ''LAZIMA UTAPEWA UKWELI WAKO TU'' IN MY VOICE OF MBUTA NANGA' NGACHOKA''

WHATS NOW ? ALL IN WHITE THE KANYE WEST NDANI YA MISA YA PASAKA JANA JUMAPILI ''

They make a great match! Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, and their daughter North West coordinated in white as they arrived to church to celebrate Easter on Sunday''

Family has always come first in the Kardashian-Jenner household. 

And Kim Kardashian and her husband Kanye West, 37, carved out time from their busy schedules to celebrate Easter Sunday with their little girl North, 22 months. 

The 34-year-old kicked off the holiday by heading to church in West Hills beside Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, and Kris Jenner while matching entirely in white with her husband and little girl.

The look of love: Kanye shared a wide smile with his leading lady'' Na huko shingoni akionekana kama kavaa Rozari '' I LOVE IT'' 

Counting their blessings: The busy twosome were no doubt thankful for a day of family fun''

Like mother, like daughter: Kim dressed her little girl in a matching white dress that featured long sleeves..

Floral fun: Kim's tot had one hand full with a headband adorned with colourful flowers''

Off they go: Kim continued to hold her little girl as they headed inside the church 

Kanye made paces towards the church in a tattered white shirt and ripped jeans, and finished off the look with a necklace that dipped beneath his top.

The Stronger rapper shared a smile with his leading lady as they approached the church.   

Kim has been embracing the Easter holidays with enthusiasm.''

Awww: Kim was unable to take her eyes off her little girl as they left church''

Proud dad: West looked down at his daughter and appeared to be gently holding her hand

TUMECHOTA NA KUMIMINA KUTOKA DM ILIMJIONEE''

FABULOUS '' I JUST LOVE KANYE SHINGONI ITS LOOK LIKE KAVAA ROZARI '' MAMA BIKIRA MARIA AZIDI KUKUOMBEA KWA MWANAE 'UISHI VEMA NA FAMILIA YAKO MY KAKA'' MUNGU IS EVERYTHING YOU NEED''

WHATS NOW? KIZURI KULA NA WENZAKO'' HII NDIYO HABARI YA MUJINI '' HARUSI YA KAKA MKUBWA MENGI KAOWA 'UZEE MBINGUNI KUDADADEKII''MBUTA NANGA!!

Hawa ndio maharusi wetu wapya na habari ya mujini AKA UZEE MBINGUNI KUDADADEKI si wengine bali ni ''KAKA YETU MKUBWA MENGI '' Now ni kama hiviii''Mr and Mrs Mengi '' CHAMECHA MENGI MBEE''

Bi harusi akielekea eneo la tukio 

Dr Mengi akila kiapo cha ndoa  kumpenda mkewe milele na kwa shida na raha

 Mr and Mrs Mengi wakikata keki yao ya Harusi 

Watoto mapacha wa Dr Mengi Na K-Lynn waliungana na wazazi wao kushuhudia baba na mama wakibadilishana viapo vya ndoa

 Mr and Mrs Mengi wakiwa na nyuso za furaha pamoja na watu wao wa karibu

 Bi na bwana harusi wakiwa kwenye picha ya pamoja na wana familia wa pande zote mbili

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