* YOU BEEN SNAP * ANNIVERSARY NEWS.. THIS TIME IS FOR MISS FB & HER AFRICAN KING " 1 YEAR PAMOJA AND THANKS GOD AND ALL THE FAMILY AND FRIENDS WHO KNOWS NINI MAANA YA MAPENZI YA UKWELI KUTOKA KWA MUNGU NA YALE YA UWONGO KUTOKA KWA SHETANI" KWELI HAKUNA KAMA MUNGU HUM DUNIANI NA KAMA KAKUWEKEA RIZIKI YAKO NI YAKO TU..HATA IFUNIKWE KWA GUNIA GANI" WALA USIJARIBU KABISA KUIFUNIKA ,UTAUMIA NA KUJILAANI MILELE. YOU SEE WATU KAMA SISI HATUNA CHOCHOTE ILA MAPENZI YETU YA UKWELI NA TULICHO NACHO TUNASHUKURU, NA LEO TUNAOMBA MUNGU AZIDI KUTULINDA NA KUTUONGEZEA MIAKA MINGI YA PAMOJA YENYE YALE YOTE TUNAYO YAHITAJI SO 100 YEAR PAMOJA WILL DO RUWA MANGI" NA MSG YANGU KWA WALE WOTE NA PENGINE HATA MIMI ONE DAY WHO KNOWS..NI MME WAKO AKISHAAMUA KUKUACHA ACHANA.NA JARIBU KUSIKIZANA MUACHANE KWA AMANI, JUA KWAMBA SI WEWE WA KWANZA KUACHWA WALA WA MWISHO" GOD BLESS AMEN"

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HAKUNA KAMA PICHA, NA PICHA ZA SEMA YOTE" TRUE LOVE  FROM GOD"



HAKUNA KAMA PICHA, NA PICHA ZA SEMA YOTE" TRUE LOVE  FROM GOD"



HAKUNA KAMA PICHA, NA PICHA ZA SEMA YOTE" TRUE LOVE  FROM GOD"



HAKUNA KAMA PICHA, NA PICHA ZA SEMA YOTE" TRUE LOVE  FROM GOD"



HAKUNA KAMA PICHA, NA PICHA ZA SEMA YOTE" TRUE LOVE  FROM GOD"



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HAKUNA KAMA PICHA, NA PICHA ZA SEMA YOTE" TRUE LOVE  FROM GOD"KUSHOTO NI MY PRETTY WIFI SCHOLA" WE LOVE YOU LOTS AND THANKS EVER SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING YOU ARE A REALLY WIFI & SISTER (TENA MDOGO) KWA MY FRICAN KING AND  YOU MEANS A LOT TO THE FAMILY "MWAHXX



* YOU BEEN SNAP * ALL BODY SHAPE PLS !!

'Plus-size is a word we need to bury': Queen Latifah on why her HSN clothing line will be catering to all body shapes

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For all sizes: Queen Latifah modelled designs from her new collection for HSN in New York last week"

As someone who herself has struggled with her weight, Queen Latifah knows exactly how it feels to be labelled plus-size.
So for her own fashion collection, which she is launching on the Home Shopping Network later this summer, will have no such definition.
In an interview announcing the launch of her Queen line she explained that she wanted to create something that represented all women.
She told WWD: 'I wanted to make something size two and up.
'The truth is, we all would like to wear the same clothes. We all want to wear beautiful, fly clothes no matter what size you are, and so for me it was important to match with a company that understood and respected that ideal.'
Of the term 'plus-size' she said: 'It is a word we need to bury at this point. It’s for all sizes.'
The singer and actress, 41, admitted that the reason she had not agreed to collaborate on a collection in the past was not for lack of opportunity.
'I felt like larger girls were not respected, even though we are huge consumers,' she explained.
'I felt the marketplace didn’t respect us in the way it should. I was not going to step out with a clothing line that didn’t respect a fuller-figured woman or a curvaceous woman, and really all women.'
Indeed the so-called plus-size market, which caters to women of a U.S. size 12 and up, represents 16 per cent of the country's $107.3 billion clothing industry.
She named Donna Karan and Marina Rinaldi among her top designers, but even some of her favourite labels, she revealed, did not offer as many sizes as she would like to see available.
'I love Ralph Lauren, just as a designer,' she said. 'I still think he could make some better sizes with his clothes, but I like the idea of his classic American style.'
The Queen collection, which launches on August 27, will be rather more accessibly priced, with all clothing under $100.
And designs really do promise a flattering fit for all body shapes, with softly-draped dresses and waterfall-neck jackets to jeans that unzip at the ankle and versatile knitted ponchos.
'I want to make clothing that I would wear myself,' she told the trade title. 'If the clothes are good enough for me, I think they are going to be good enough for everyone else.'

She has also designed accessories, including handbags and even clip-in hair extensions, which will command higher prices of up to $300.

Versatile: Designs promise a flattering fit for all body shapes, with softly-draped dresses and knitted ponchos"

If the HSN debut proves successful she added that it could pave the way for a complete lifestyle brand.
'We will build this into what I hope to be a huge brand franchise, with things that I discovered throughout the world,' she said.
'Whether it’s beautiful candles or a perfume… It’s bringing it all under the same umbrella to make it something that is, really, a lot of fun.'

Accessible: The Queen collection, launches on HSN on August 27, with all clothing priced under $100"

High standards: The star explained that she designed clothing and accessories she herself would buy"

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How not to look classy! TOWIE's Lydia Bright wears Kate's dress but looks less than stylish

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Catherine the Duchess of Cambridge turned heads in her £175 beige Reiss dress last week but when Lydia Bright tried to recreate the same ensemble today, she did not quite pull off the look.
The Only Way Is Essex star was spotted strutting into a London office with a Selfridges bag in tow, wearing the same high street dress as Kate.
But instead of displaying a classic royal style, Lydia’s ill-fitting dress was not flattering and the Essex girl even had VPL.

Not classy! Lydia Bright tried to recreate the same ensemble as Kate today, she did not quite pull off the look"

Just like Kate, she also paired the above-the-knee number with black heels but Lydia’s clunky shoes were anything but dainty.

The camel-coloured ‘Shola’ design is from one of the Duchess’s favourite brands and she wore the Reiss frock to meet Barack and Michelle Obama during their UK visit last week.
After the new bride showed off her impeccable figure in the design, the fashion chain’s website crashed and the dress sold out within 24 hours.

At least the handbag's different! Lydia wears the same Reiss dress and black heels like Kate but carries a different bag

VPL: Lydia was displaying visible panty line through the dress as we caught a glimpse of her underwear"

Obviously Lydia was one of the women to flock to the site to quickly grab herself the same dress.
After the mania, it was advertised on eBay for £600 and a £30 copy is being prepared by Tesco.
Reiss then announced that the dress will be re-released in five to six weeks to cater for the demand.

Special occasion: Kate wore her Reiss dress last week while meeting Michelle Obama (right) and President Obama"

But after more investigation into the British fashion chain, it was found that the original Reiss dress was manufactured by women paid only 99p an hour in a poor suburb of Romania’s capital.
It was produced for less than £15 by seamstresses earning significantly less than the average salary for textile workers in the Eastern European nation.
The 170 employees of clothing firm Rimcor Ex work in a factory which resembles an industrial compound with bars on the windows, 8ft walls and solid metal fences.

Red carpet glamour: Lydia looking lovely at the Bafta TV Awards with on/off boyfriend James Argent "

Bikini collection: Lydia Bright on holiday in Marbella over the past week showing off her bikini body"

But the average high street shopper is no doubt blissfully unaware of how their favourite dresses find their way onto the shelves.
Lydia Bright was back in London after her recent trip to Marbella, Spain, with the rest of her cast-mates from The Only Way Is Essex.
And despite her underwear being on show through the ill-fitting dress, her holiday tan did suit the beige frock nicely.

FROCK-OFF: HOW KATE WON THE SHOLA STYLE WAR

If you're going to buy a new dress, it's probably not the brightest idea to choose the same one that the new Duchess of Cambridge just wowed the world in.

So poor TOWIE star Lydia proved she was Bright only in name when she stepped out today in Reiss's Shola design.

Here, we look at how Kate managed to pull it off so well - and where Lydia went so very wrong...

• Kate has the slender build of a model, so the pleated detail of the dress stands out
• Kate has likely just slipped the dress on, so it is in pristine condition. It's not too tight, preventing creases
• A super-simple black clutch and pointed courts help keep the whole look sophisticated
• A necklace high on the collar adds just enough drama

• Lydia is lucky to have curves, but they distort the elegant pleats and folds of the dress
• The TOWIE star's dress has become creased during the day - this isn't helped by the fact that it is a size too small
• Towering platform shoes cheapen the dress, and her bag is the wrong shade of beige
• The bold beads are too much fuss on a busy bustline

* YOU BEEN SNAP * 'I haven't seen anything like that since I dated 50 Cent': Chelsea Handler makes a VERY crude joke about former flame"

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For months, Chelsea Handler kept quiet about her romance with 50 Cent.
But now the short-lived romance is over, she just couldn't resist making reference to it on her talk show.
The comedian, notorious for her crude humour, made a rather vulgar joke about her former flame after her guest, animal trainer Donald Schultz, brought a huge python onto her show.

OM 50 CENT" AHAHHAAAAA. MBUTA NANGA!!

Late night fright: Chelsea Handler was not pleased to see a slithery guest on the set of her talk show yesterday"

As she cowered in fear from a giant snake, she quipped: 'I haven't seen anything like that since I dated 50 Cent.'
She jumped off her seat, she said: 'That is so disgusting - get it away from me. I can't stand everything about them.'
Schultz also brought on a Siberian Lynx, which Handler was more receptive to.
The 36-year-old only admitted to her relationship with the rapper earlier this month.
'We dated, very casually,' E! network TV host told Piers Morgan while promoting her new book  Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me.

Scared: Handler jumped out of her chair as animal trainer Donald Schultz talked about the python"

'He's a very sweet, nice guy... I was sampling, kind of, the atmosphere, seeing what was out there, and I was satiated.'
She continued: 'He's a great guy... he's the complete antithesis of what you'd imagine. He's a sweetheart, he's great, he's funny, he has a great sense of humour.'
The pair refused to confirm they were dating each other last year, but she did regularly tease fans with pictures and comments that fuelled the rumours.

Former flame: Chelsea with her ex 50 in October last year"

At one point, Handler tweeted: 'I don't know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper,' while posting a photo of the two in bed.
Handler is said to have dumped the rapper late last year and insiders claimed the he sent her gifts to win her back but Handler returned them with a note that said: 'I can buy my own gifts.'
When quizzed about those rumours by Morgan, Handler responded: 'I don’t like when men buy me ridiculous gifts and I don’t know them well, I can buy my own gifts.'
Handler was in a relationship with Ted Harbert, CEO of Comcast Entertainment, from 2006 to 2010 before dating Animal Planet star, Dave Salmoni in 2010.
Handler is now dating hotelier Andre Balazs, who is Uma Thurman's ex.

* YOU BEEN SNAP * THE NEXT JLS' BOYBAND ?

'Next JLS' boyband New Bounce win through to final in second live Britain's Got Talent semi along with pianist Jean Martyn

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A boyband being dubbed as the 'new JLS' were the clear winners on the second Britain's Got Talent semi final tonight.
New Bounce were the resounding success of the evening with the studio audience giving them a standing ovation for their high-energy rendition of Jessie J's Price Tag.
They were then voted straight through to Saturday's grand final after winning the biggest public vote, after getting a resounding thumbs up from all four judges.

New talent: Boyband New Bounce are now being tipped to win Britain's Got Talent after winning the second semi final "

Runaway winners: New Bounce were given the most votes by the public - and now have the chance to win £100,000 and a slot on the bill at the Royal Variety Performance

The young boys - Mitchell, Jame, MJ and Kwan - were hailed by head judge Simon Cowell as the best act he'd seen since he'd reclaimed his judging seat for the show for the semi-finals.

He enthused: 'This is the first time in two days I've seen an act that can actually be successful in the real world.
'I love these four guys. It was very dated, your first audition, like your parents had chosen your song, but this time, it felt like you'd chosen your song.

OMG! New Bounce looked shocked when they were told by show hosts Ant McPartlin and Declan" Donnelly that they'd won through to the finals - despite being told by Simon Cowell and David Hasselhoff they could win the whole competition

'Yes, there were a few vocals out, but it's live TV. Let me tell you something right now, you are the ones to beat.'
Fellow judge Amanda Holden meanwhile compared the boys to X Factor success story JLS, arguably the biggest boy band in Britain.
She gushed: 'We gave you that second chance, you proved us right tonight, finally, JLS have got some competition, congratulations!'

Tinkling the ivories: All the judges fell in love with Jean's infectious smile during her rock'n'roll routine on the piano"

Tense: The top three from the show, as voted for by the public - New Bounce (L), Jean Martyn (C) and David and Karen (R) waited to find out which of them would go through"

 

Magic fingers: Boogie woogie pianist Jean Martyn showed her delight when BGT co-host Ant McPartlin told her she'd gone through to the final "

David Hasselhoff was equally impressed, saying: 'Tonight, you were unbelievable. I am so, so proud of you, you went back and did your homework and man, you could win this competition!'
On the results show, the youngsters could only clutch their faces in disbelief when they were told by show hosts Ant McPartlin and Declan Donnelly that they were going straight through and say: 'Speechless!
They beat magic act David and Karen and boogie woogie pianist Jean Martyn who were also voted into the top three by the public.

Voted off: Enchantment's angelic-looking performer couldn't save them from failing to reach the BGT finals"

Not so magic: Enchantment failed to wow the judges with their circus acrobatics-meets-opera mash up"

Not purrfect: Simon said he couldn't understand what Enchantment's act was actually about

However, when deciding between David and Karen and Jean, all four judges plumped for the 59-year-old from Staffordshire with the infectious grin and her keyboard skills. 
She joins New Bounce to go through to Saturday's grand final and the chance to win £100,000 and a place on the bill at December's Royal Variety Performance where they will play for The Queen.
They join 12-year-old singer Ronan Parke and pianist Paul Gbegbaje from last night.

Fancy footwork: But jazz dance trio Two And A Half Men failed to go through to the final despite being a hit with the judges

Great heights: But despite actually standing up and dancing this time round, Irish hoofers Up And Over it were out of the competition"

The night had opened with jazz dance act Two And Half Men, two Lithuanians and a South African.

Wearing pin stripe suits, red ties and matching braces, they got the show off to a high energy start and had impressed all four judges.
Simon spoke for the panel when he said: 'I thought it was terrific. It's kind of old school and very well rehearsed.'
However, there was disappointment and bemusement on the panel for the next act, Enchantment, described as one of the 'weirdest' acts on this year's show by Dec. 

Making a splash: David And Karen's daredevil underwater magic stunt actually won Simon round and they were voted into the top three - but just missed out to Jean Martyn when they panel made their final decisions"

As a top-hatted man sang opera, other members of the crew roller skated around, span from hoops while some pretended to be cats.
Amanda said afterwards: 'I was really disappointed guys I'm so sorry, The first audition was amazing but tonight you let yourselves down.'
Simon concurred saying: 'The whole things was totally mad, you've got lions and tigers and someone bouncing in the middle, it was like the Magic Roundabout that I used to watch when I was little. I don't get this, I'm sorry.'

Nice asp: But Lorna Bliss's singing and dancing skills as a Britney Spears impersonator left a lot to be desired "

During the break Amanda was clearly bored by them as she went on her Twitter to post up a picture of Simon eating a Curly Wurly.
They appeared to be the least successful of the night's eight entrants, along with Britney Spears impersonator Lorna Bliss and Irish hand dancing double act Up And Over It.
Van Morrison's former backing guitarist Herbie Armstrong was more successful however singing a version of Barry Manilow's Mandy.

Take that Hoff! David Hasslehoff arrived in a mask of his own face when he arrived at the studios for the show - but soon revealed his real self

Getting swishy with it: Amanda meanwhile arrived in style on the back of a motorbike and flicked her blonde locks back into shape as she took her helmet off"

Simon however thought he was too karaoke, saying: 'You've got a nice voice, a nice tone to your voice, but you're a bit sad, like a singing bloodhound. I like bloodhounds so I'm not being rude.

'But that was aboslutely not the right song for you. You should have done something a bit less karaoke a bit more cool, as you're still a very cool guy, so I think it was a bit of a wasted opportunity. But I do like you.'

On song: Amanda Holden got out in front of the judging desk to perform as Princess Fiona with the West End cast of Shrek The Musical"

Grudging praise: Head judge Simon said it was 'really annoying' how good Amanda and the cast were for their performance of The Monkees' I'm A Believer"

However, the head judge was forced to admit he rated the act performing in the the live results show - Amanda in her role as Princess Fiona with the cast of the new West End musical version of Shrek.
With an almost pained look on his face, he said: 'You were actually a better singer than your wife. This is really, really. really annoying, you were very good Amanda, and so were the whole cast.'
Guests for the second semi-final meanwhile included Peter Andre and Stacey Solomon.

Checking out the competition? Peter Andre, and Stacey Solomon, were both in the audice"

Head honcho: Simon was keeping cool in mirrored aviators as he left  his London home ahead of the second semi-final and arrived at the studios "
Britain's Got Talent is on every day this week on ITV1 at 7.30pm and 9.30pm, as the further acts are whittled down to qualify for Saturday's final

* YOU BEEN SNAP * PRISONER NEWS"

Prisoner allowed to father a child from jail because of 'human right to a family life'

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  Criminal's artificial insemination paid by NHS
• Ministers fear decision will damage faith in prison system
• Five applications are still being considered

Decision: Justice Secretary Ken Clarke approved the inmate's demand for artificial insemination earlier this year"

A prisoner is being allowed to become a father from behind bars because of his human rights.
The inmate’s demand for artificial insemination with his partner was approved by Justice Secretary Kenneth Clarke earlier this year.
It is thought the treatment, which can cost up to £2,000 a time, is being paid for by the NHS.
The decision was based on the  prisoner’s ‘right to family life’ under Article 8 of the Human Rights Act.
The case follows that of burglar Wayne Bishop who was let out of jail last week so he could look after his children, using the same article.
Last night one Tory MP said that the combined impact of the two cases raised the prospect of criminals fathering children from behind bars simply to demand they be let out.
Philip Davies said it could amount to a ‘human rights get out of jail free card’.
The MP for Shipley said: ‘The public are sick to the back teeth of the human rights of criminals being put before the rights of decent law-abiding people, victims and taxpayers.
‘The whole point of being in prison is that your liberties are taken away from you. What’s the point of locking people up if this pseudo-court, with the help of Ken Clarke, is going to give them all their rights back?’

In 2007 murderer Kirk Dickson won the right to father a child by artificial insemination after a ruling by the European Court of Human Rights.
Ministers fought the case, arguing that losing the opportunity to have children was an inevitable result of being jailed, and that allowing access to fertility treatment would damage public trust in the prison system.
They also argued any child born to a parent who is absent for a long time while in jail could suffer as a result.

Damaged: MPs fought against the decision saying that allowing prisoners access to fertility treatment would damage public trust in the prison system"

But in its ruling the court dismissed  the public interest in proper punishment and the rights of victims as mere ‘public opinion’.
Since then no other prisoner has successfully applied for access to artificial insemination treatment. Sixteen applications have been rejected.
But an answer to a Freedom of Information Act request showed one prisoner was allowed fertility treatment this year.
His name, criminal history and sentence remain secret. Another five applications are still being considered by the Justice Secretary.

Anger: Philip Davies said the public were 'sick to the back teeth' of criminals human rights being put first, while Douglas Carswell said it was another step 'towards an insane world where criminal have more rights than the rest of us"

Blair Gibbs, head of crime and justice at the Policy Exchange think tank, said: ‘Prisoners must be housed in safe and decent regimes with access to necessary health care, but this should not extend to expensive lifestyle treatments.
‘Private and family life is by definition compromised by imprisonment, as are other civic rights like the right to vote.
‘Prison is our society’s most serious punishment and it needs to be protected from the human rights industry that seems to want to turn it into a minor inconvenience.’ 
Tory MP Douglas Carswell said: ‘What’s the point of having a criminal justice system that locks people up if they end up with the same rights as others?
‘It’s another step towards an insane world where criminals have more rights than the rest of us.’

 

Neil Atkinson of the National Victims’ Association said: ‘It is amazing that Ken Clarke sees fit to help a convicted criminal to have a family when families bereaved through homicide are for ever deprived of such a human right.’
A Ministry of Justice spokesman said: ‘Prisoners may apply for access to artificial insemination facilities. The Secretary of State makes a reasoned decision taking account of all relevant information about the individual case. The Ministry of Justice will not provide any funding towards treatment.’
Article 8, the right to a family life, has repeatedly been used by foreign criminals to avoid deportation from the UK. Last year more than 200 foreign prisoners, including killers, used it to stay in the country.
The latest case follows fury over the attempt by the European Court of Human Rights to force ministers to give prisoners the right to vote, following a case brought by axe killer John Hirst in 2004.