* YOU BEEN SNAP * THE NEXT JLS' BOYBAND ?

'Next JLS' boyband New Bounce win through to final in second live Britain's Got Talent semi along with pianist Jean Martyn

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A boyband being dubbed as the 'new JLS' were the clear winners on the second Britain's Got Talent semi final tonight.
New Bounce were the resounding success of the evening with the studio audience giving them a standing ovation for their high-energy rendition of Jessie J's Price Tag.
They were then voted straight through to Saturday's grand final after winning the biggest public vote, after getting a resounding thumbs up from all four judges.

New talent: Boyband New Bounce are now being tipped to win Britain's Got Talent after winning the second semi final "

Runaway winners: New Bounce were given the most votes by the public - and now have the chance to win £100,000 and a slot on the bill at the Royal Variety Performance

The young boys - Mitchell, Jame, MJ and Kwan - were hailed by head judge Simon Cowell as the best act he'd seen since he'd reclaimed his judging seat for the show for the semi-finals.

He enthused: 'This is the first time in two days I've seen an act that can actually be successful in the real world.
'I love these four guys. It was very dated, your first audition, like your parents had chosen your song, but this time, it felt like you'd chosen your song.

OMG! New Bounce looked shocked when they were told by show hosts Ant McPartlin and Declan" Donnelly that they'd won through to the finals - despite being told by Simon Cowell and David Hasselhoff they could win the whole competition

'Yes, there were a few vocals out, but it's live TV. Let me tell you something right now, you are the ones to beat.'
Fellow judge Amanda Holden meanwhile compared the boys to X Factor success story JLS, arguably the biggest boy band in Britain.
She gushed: 'We gave you that second chance, you proved us right tonight, finally, JLS have got some competition, congratulations!'

Tinkling the ivories: All the judges fell in love with Jean's infectious smile during her rock'n'roll routine on the piano"

Tense: The top three from the show, as voted for by the public - New Bounce (L), Jean Martyn (C) and David and Karen (R) waited to find out which of them would go through"

 

Magic fingers: Boogie woogie pianist Jean Martyn showed her delight when BGT co-host Ant McPartlin told her she'd gone through to the final "

David Hasselhoff was equally impressed, saying: 'Tonight, you were unbelievable. I am so, so proud of you, you went back and did your homework and man, you could win this competition!'
On the results show, the youngsters could only clutch their faces in disbelief when they were told by show hosts Ant McPartlin and Declan Donnelly that they were going straight through and say: 'Speechless!
They beat magic act David and Karen and boogie woogie pianist Jean Martyn who were also voted into the top three by the public.

Voted off: Enchantment's angelic-looking performer couldn't save them from failing to reach the BGT finals"

Not so magic: Enchantment failed to wow the judges with their circus acrobatics-meets-opera mash up"

Not purrfect: Simon said he couldn't understand what Enchantment's act was actually about

However, when deciding between David and Karen and Jean, all four judges plumped for the 59-year-old from Staffordshire with the infectious grin and her keyboard skills. 
She joins New Bounce to go through to Saturday's grand final and the chance to win £100,000 and a place on the bill at December's Royal Variety Performance where they will play for The Queen.
They join 12-year-old singer Ronan Parke and pianist Paul Gbegbaje from last night.

Fancy footwork: But jazz dance trio Two And A Half Men failed to go through to the final despite being a hit with the judges

Great heights: But despite actually standing up and dancing this time round, Irish hoofers Up And Over it were out of the competition"

The night had opened with jazz dance act Two And Half Men, two Lithuanians and a South African.

Wearing pin stripe suits, red ties and matching braces, they got the show off to a high energy start and had impressed all four judges.
Simon spoke for the panel when he said: 'I thought it was terrific. It's kind of old school and very well rehearsed.'
However, there was disappointment and bemusement on the panel for the next act, Enchantment, described as one of the 'weirdest' acts on this year's show by Dec. 

Making a splash: David And Karen's daredevil underwater magic stunt actually won Simon round and they were voted into the top three - but just missed out to Jean Martyn when they panel made their final decisions"

As a top-hatted man sang opera, other members of the crew roller skated around, span from hoops while some pretended to be cats.
Amanda said afterwards: 'I was really disappointed guys I'm so sorry, The first audition was amazing but tonight you let yourselves down.'
Simon concurred saying: 'The whole things was totally mad, you've got lions and tigers and someone bouncing in the middle, it was like the Magic Roundabout that I used to watch when I was little. I don't get this, I'm sorry.'

Nice asp: But Lorna Bliss's singing and dancing skills as a Britney Spears impersonator left a lot to be desired "

During the break Amanda was clearly bored by them as she went on her Twitter to post up a picture of Simon eating a Curly Wurly.
They appeared to be the least successful of the night's eight entrants, along with Britney Spears impersonator Lorna Bliss and Irish hand dancing double act Up And Over It.
Van Morrison's former backing guitarist Herbie Armstrong was more successful however singing a version of Barry Manilow's Mandy.

Take that Hoff! David Hasslehoff arrived in a mask of his own face when he arrived at the studios for the show - but soon revealed his real self

Getting swishy with it: Amanda meanwhile arrived in style on the back of a motorbike and flicked her blonde locks back into shape as she took her helmet off"

Simon however thought he was too karaoke, saying: 'You've got a nice voice, a nice tone to your voice, but you're a bit sad, like a singing bloodhound. I like bloodhounds so I'm not being rude.

'But that was aboslutely not the right song for you. You should have done something a bit less karaoke a bit more cool, as you're still a very cool guy, so I think it was a bit of a wasted opportunity. But I do like you.'

On song: Amanda Holden got out in front of the judging desk to perform as Princess Fiona with the West End cast of Shrek The Musical"

Grudging praise: Head judge Simon said it was 'really annoying' how good Amanda and the cast were for their performance of The Monkees' I'm A Believer"

However, the head judge was forced to admit he rated the act performing in the the live results show - Amanda in her role as Princess Fiona with the cast of the new West End musical version of Shrek.
With an almost pained look on his face, he said: 'You were actually a better singer than your wife. This is really, really. really annoying, you were very good Amanda, and so were the whole cast.'
Guests for the second semi-final meanwhile included Peter Andre and Stacey Solomon.

Checking out the competition? Peter Andre, and Stacey Solomon, were both in the audice"

Head honcho: Simon was keeping cool in mirrored aviators as he left  his London home ahead of the second semi-final and arrived at the studios "
Britain's Got Talent is on every day this week on ITV1 at 7.30pm and 9.30pm, as the further acts are whittled down to qualify for Saturday's final

* YOU BEEN SNAP * PRISONER NEWS"

Prisoner allowed to father a child from jail because of 'human right to a family life'

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  Criminal's artificial insemination paid by NHS
• Ministers fear decision will damage faith in prison system
• Five applications are still being considered

Decision: Justice Secretary Ken Clarke approved the inmate's demand for artificial insemination earlier this year"

A prisoner is being allowed to become a father from behind bars because of his human rights.
The inmate’s demand for artificial insemination with his partner was approved by Justice Secretary Kenneth Clarke earlier this year.
It is thought the treatment, which can cost up to £2,000 a time, is being paid for by the NHS.
The decision was based on the  prisoner’s ‘right to family life’ under Article 8 of the Human Rights Act.
The case follows that of burglar Wayne Bishop who was let out of jail last week so he could look after his children, using the same article.
Last night one Tory MP said that the combined impact of the two cases raised the prospect of criminals fathering children from behind bars simply to demand they be let out.
Philip Davies said it could amount to a ‘human rights get out of jail free card’.
The MP for Shipley said: ‘The public are sick to the back teeth of the human rights of criminals being put before the rights of decent law-abiding people, victims and taxpayers.
‘The whole point of being in prison is that your liberties are taken away from you. What’s the point of locking people up if this pseudo-court, with the help of Ken Clarke, is going to give them all their rights back?’

In 2007 murderer Kirk Dickson won the right to father a child by artificial insemination after a ruling by the European Court of Human Rights.
Ministers fought the case, arguing that losing the opportunity to have children was an inevitable result of being jailed, and that allowing access to fertility treatment would damage public trust in the prison system.
They also argued any child born to a parent who is absent for a long time while in jail could suffer as a result.

Damaged: MPs fought against the decision saying that allowing prisoners access to fertility treatment would damage public trust in the prison system"

But in its ruling the court dismissed  the public interest in proper punishment and the rights of victims as mere ‘public opinion’.
Since then no other prisoner has successfully applied for access to artificial insemination treatment. Sixteen applications have been rejected.
But an answer to a Freedom of Information Act request showed one prisoner was allowed fertility treatment this year.
His name, criminal history and sentence remain secret. Another five applications are still being considered by the Justice Secretary.

Anger: Philip Davies said the public were 'sick to the back teeth' of criminals human rights being put first, while Douglas Carswell said it was another step 'towards an insane world where criminal have more rights than the rest of us"

Blair Gibbs, head of crime and justice at the Policy Exchange think tank, said: ‘Prisoners must be housed in safe and decent regimes with access to necessary health care, but this should not extend to expensive lifestyle treatments.
‘Private and family life is by definition compromised by imprisonment, as are other civic rights like the right to vote.
‘Prison is our society’s most serious punishment and it needs to be protected from the human rights industry that seems to want to turn it into a minor inconvenience.’ 
Tory MP Douglas Carswell said: ‘What’s the point of having a criminal justice system that locks people up if they end up with the same rights as others?
‘It’s another step towards an insane world where criminals have more rights than the rest of us.’

 

Neil Atkinson of the National Victims’ Association said: ‘It is amazing that Ken Clarke sees fit to help a convicted criminal to have a family when families bereaved through homicide are for ever deprived of such a human right.’
A Ministry of Justice spokesman said: ‘Prisoners may apply for access to artificial insemination facilities. The Secretary of State makes a reasoned decision taking account of all relevant information about the individual case. The Ministry of Justice will not provide any funding towards treatment.’
Article 8, the right to a family life, has repeatedly been used by foreign criminals to avoid deportation from the UK. Last year more than 200 foreign prisoners, including killers, used it to stay in the country.
The latest case follows fury over the attempt by the European Court of Human Rights to force ministers to give prisoners the right to vote, following a case brought by axe killer John Hirst in 2004.

* YOU BEEN SNAP * YAWALETEENI HABARI ZA MOBILE PHONES"

Mobile phones CAN increase risk of cancer: Doctors reveal shock results of major study into effect on the brain

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Carcinogenic: Mobile phone users are putting themselves at a higher risk of tumours, a major new study has found"

Mobile phone users may be putting themselves at higher risk of cancer, a major new study has confirmed.
The World Health Organisation-funded study has found that microwave radiation from mobile phones can increase the risk of brain tumours.
The agency has now listed mobile phones as a 'carcinogenic hazard', alongside lead, engine exhaust fumes and chloroform.
Before its announcement today, the WHO had assured people that no ill-effects had been established.
A team of 31 scientists from 14 countries made the decision after reviewing peer-reviewed studies on mobile phone safety.
The team found evidence that personal exposure was 'possibly carcinogenic to humans.'
This means that there is not enough long-term evidence to conclude if radiation from mobile phones is safe, but there is enough data to show a possible connection to tumours.
Mobile phones emit a kind of radiation known as non-ionising. It has been compared to a very low powered microwave oven.

In the past 20 years the British public has shown a massive appetite for mobile telephony, with an estimated 76million in use among a population 62million.
Dr Keith Black, chairman of neurology at Cedars-Sinai Medical Centre in Los Angeles, told CNN; 'The biggest problem we have is that we know most environmental factors take several decades of exposure before we really see the consequences'
'What microwave radiation does in most simplistic terms is similar to what happens to food in microwaves, essentially cooking the brain.
'So in addition to leading to a development of cancer and tumors, there could be a whole host of other effects like cognitive memory function, since the memory temporal lobes are where we hold our cell phones.'

Young minds: The possible ill-effects of mobile phone radiation could be multiplied in youngsters, who have thinner skulls and scalps. (Picture posed by model)

Even more grave are the possible effects on children, who have thinner skulls and scalps - allowing radiation to penetrate much more deeply into the brain.
The rapid cell division of young brains could also multiply the mutating effects of radiation, according to Dr Black.
The WHO's warning joins a chorus of voices urging caution over excessive mobile phone use in recent years.
The European Environmental Agency has pushed for more studies, amid fears that the radiation from mobile phone handsets could be as dangerous to public health as smoking, asbestos and leaded petrol.
In 2010 the widest yet international study of the relationship between mobile phones and cancer found those who had used mobiles for a decade or more had double the rate of brain glioma, a type of tumour.

MOBILE PHONE DOs

• Keep your mobile phone in your bag rather than in your pocket or next to your body. One study shows that men who wear cell phones near their groin risk reductions in their sperm count by up to 30 percent.
• Send text messages or email where possible – don’t lean it against your body as you do so.
• Use a wireless headset. Moving your phone 20cm away from your head reduces radiation doses by about 98 per cent
• Keep still when you’re using it. If you’re on the move, whether walking or in a vehicle, your phone needs to use more radiation to keep track of you.
• Hold it away from you after dialling and watch the screen to see when it connects. Most phones emit more radiation when they’re trying to make contact.
• Go low-tech. The more sophisticated functions your phone has, the more power it must use to complete tasks.

MOBILE PHONE DON'Ts

• Talk for hours on end. The longer you use the phone, the higher a dose of radiation your brain is soaking up. Even a two-minute call has been found to alter the natural electrical activity of the brain for up to an hour afterwards.
• Use a regular wired headset, like the one that came with your phone. The regular wired headset has been found to intensify radiation into the ear canal.
• Allow your children unlimited mobile phone use. Young brains encased in thinner, more fragile skulls risk greater damage
• Do not make a call when the signal strength is one bar or less. The phone must work harder to establish a connection.
• Use the cell phone in enclosed metal spaces such as vehicles or elevators, where devices may use more power to establish connection. The metal enclosure also acts as a Faraday cage that traps the radiation and reflects it back onto the occupants.

A chorus of warnings: How mobile phone radiation could be the next big public health crisis

The safety risks of mobile phones is a matter of constant contention between scientists and grave concern for consumers.
Just a fortnight ago an influential Council of Europe committee warned mobile phones and wireless internet should be banned from schools because they pose too great a risk to children’s health.
The Council’s Committee on the Environment, Agriculture and Local and Regional Affairs drew up a draft resolution urging governments to ‘take all reasonable measures to reduce exposure to electromagnetic fields’ from mobile phones and similar devices.
In March, in the Government's first update to the UK Mobile Phones and Health leaflet since 2005, officials for the first time warned mobile phone users to text or use hands free kits rather than make calls.
The Department of Health said this would reduce the user's exposure to reduce radiation emitted by the devices.
It stated there had been no 'clear evidence of adverse health effects' from the use of mobiles or from phone masts.
However, it added: 'As people have only been using mobile phones for relatively few years, the HPA advises that more research be carried out, especially to investigate whether there might be longer term effects.'

Government advice: Mobile phone users are now encouraged to use hands-free kits or text rather than holding phones to their heads"

The UK Chief Medical Officer restated previous advice that children under the age of 16 should only use mobile phones for 'essential purposes' and should 'keep calls short.'
This was described as a 'precautionary' move as teenagers' bodies and nervous systems are still developing.

Essential social accessory: But children under 16 should limit use to essential calls. (Picture posed by model)

But a month earlier a University of Manchester study found there was no link between mobile phone use and increased levels of brain cancer.
A study by scientists at the university looked at data from the Office of National Statistics on rates of newly diagnosed brain cancers in England between 1998 and 2007.
It found no statistically significant change in the incidence of brain cancers in men or women during the nine-year period.
Lead researcher Dr Frank de Vocht, an expert in occupational and environmental health in the University of Manchester’s School of Community-Based Medicine, said a cancer epidemic was unlikely.
He said: 'Our findings indicate that a causal link between mobile phone use and cancer is unlikely because there is no evidence of any significant increase in the disease since their introduction and rapid proliferation.'
But at the end of 2010 a startling survey warned pregnant women who regularly use mobile phones could increase the risk of their children behaving badly.
If their offspring then start using the devices at an early age, the chance of problems climbs to 50 per cent, according to findings published in the Journal of Epidemiology and Community Health
Researchers in California found those exposed to mobile phones in the womb had a 30 per cent rise in behavioural difficulties at the age of seven.
But those exposed before birth and in their childhood, were 50 per cent more likely to have behavioural problems than those exposed to neither.
Children who used mobiles, but were not exposed in the womb, were 20 per cent more likely to display abnormal behaviour.
These latest studies have just contributed to a contradictory canon of research into mobile phone safety.
As far back as 2000, a Government-funded report found that while there was no concrete proof that mobile phones were harmful to health, use of the devices should be limited.
Most scientists say it is still too early to tell whether mobile phones are safe in the long-term, and the the Government's Mobile Telecommunications and Health Research Programme is still calling for further research.

* YOU BEEN SNAP ,BIRTHDAY NEWS. THIS TIME IS FOR ALL OF YOU WHO IS YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY 31-05-2011. HAVE A GREAT TIME AND GOD BLESS YOU ALL. WITH LOVE FROM YOUR BLOG OF THE YEAR ,* YOU BEEN SNAP BLOG*

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* YOU BEEN SNAP * LOOK WHERE I PARK MY FERRARI"

The driver whose Ferrari is so precious he parks it in his FRONT ROOM

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A proud Ferrari owner loves his sports car so much he parks it - in his LOUNGE.Devoted Jon Ryder, 28, cleared the top half of his living room and drives the gleaming yellow Ferrari 355 Spider through a garage door at the end of the room.
He can now stare lovingly at his pride and joy as he relaxes on his sofa and watches TV.
The garage door is concealed behind a curtain - giving the car nut an easy exit for when he wants to take the 1996 Ferrari for a spin.

Parking bay window: Jon Ryder cleared the top half of his living room and parks the gleaming yellow Ferrari 355 Spider in the front room"

Married Jon, a steel worker from Sheffield, said: 'I've owned the Ferrari for more than three years and the novelty still hasn't worn off.
'I still smile every day at owning my ultimate dream car. It's my favourite piece of Italian art and it takes pride of place in the house.' The Ferrari F355 was built by the Italian car maker between 1994 and 1999 and is regarded by purists as one of the great driver's cars. They cost £83,000 new but are currently worth around £35,000.

Top Gear star Jeremy Clarkson, who owned one back in the 1990s, described it as 'like a quail's egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts' belly button.' It can accelerate from 0-60mph
 in 4.6 seconds and has a top speed of 183mph.
When John moved into his new house last year he set about converting the garage into a 'bachelor' TV room which would accommodate his car.

Easy Ryder: Petrolhead Jon Ryder moved into his new home last year and immediately began converting the garage into the ultimate lounge"

He said: 'When we decided to move house last year I instantly saw the potential to convert it.
'The conversion took me about a month working singlehandedly (apart from the plastering) between my full-time job.
'I furnished the room with items we'd not used after moving house - the TV cabinet was a towel box, the curtains and matching cushions came from our last living room.
'I tried to keep everything to a reasonable budget since my wife did keep reminding me, 'it is just a garage'.
'She now admits it's a very nice comfortable lounging room and garage!'
The wife of the Ferrari lover joked about her car-crazy husband's ideas.

Catherine, 29, who works for the local council, said: 'Jon always gets these mad ideas which I tend to think, 'oh god, here we go again.'
'But they always seem to work out well in the end..... Sort of!'
Jon also confirmed he spent just £900 converting his garage into the ultimate living room. He said: 'I'm a tight Yorkshireman so I kept to a budget and did the work myself as I wasn't sure how it would turn out.'
Jon takes the 355 to events organised by supercardriver.com where owners of other exotic cars meet up for a chat and a drive.Proceeds from these events go to charity, with one event in March raising £2,500 for the Bluebell Children's Hospice in Sheffield.

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* YOU BEEN SNAP * 'I'll only marry you if you pay £15,000 to make me look like Jordan': Is this the most bizarre pre-nup ever?

'I'll only marry you if you pay £15,000 to make me look like Jordan': Is this the most bizarre pre-nup ever?

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'Fake is the new natural':  Lisa has daily sun bed sessions, botox injections, collagen lip fillers, false nails and 22 inch hair extensions to look like her idol"

An aspiring model has made her husband spend thousands of pounds on her to look like Jordan - as part of a bizarre beauty pre-nup.
Lisa Hind, 25, idolises the pneumatic glamour model and is obsessed with copying her look.
When husband Steve, 46, proposed four years ago - just two weeks after they met - Lisa said she would only accept on the condition he promised to pay for everything to keep her looking fake.
This includes Lisa's daily sun bed fix, botox injections, collagen lip fillers, false nails and 22 inch hair extensions.
Bus driver Steve often puts in overtime to pay for his young wife's beauty tab, which has come to an estimated £15,000 since they met.
Lisa, from Runcorn, Cheshire, has been on a sun bed every day for the past nine years but says she doesn't care about the risks of skin cancer.
She said: 'I'd die for my looks. Fake is the new natural. I always take my make up off before bed so I've had lipliner, eyeliner and my eyebrows tattooed on in case I get rushed to hospital in the middle of the night.
'It hurts but it's the pain of beauty.'
Lisa, who has met Jordan nine times, met Steve after getting on the bus he was driving.
She said: 'He used to let me on for free. He asked for my number and we arranged to meet up. We just hit it off. Two weeks later he proposed.'

But she had a proposal for him and told Steve he would have to pay for everything to make her look good.
She said: 'He said it was fine. He wouldn't have it any other way. I'm really high maintenance. He knew what he was letting himself in for. We call it our beauty pre-nup. We joke about it.'
Steve, who has started using sun beds himself, has set up a separate bank account for Lisa, who doesn't work.
She spends around £300 a month.

Overtime: Bus driver Steve has set up a separate bank account for Lisa, who doesn't work"

She said: 'Looking after myself is a 24 hour job. I could never be in a job 9-5. Men should let women have a life of luxury. I don't believe women should work.'
And Lisa said she has no plans to start a family because children would get in the way of her beauty routine.
She added: 'The baby would get neglected because I have to come first - and you can't go on sun beds if you're pregnant.'
Lisa's obsession with looking fake started aged 15 and even caused her to be expelled from school for plastering on make-up.

Dream come true: Lisa, who was expelled from school for wearing too much make-up, has met Katie Price nine times"

She said: 'I remember sitting in class and thinking everyone looked the same. I wanted to get noticed so I started wearing make up. I felt more confident with it. You weren't allowed to wear make up so they threatened me with expulsion but I refused to take it off.
'I was expelled before I sat my GCSEs. My mum was furious. She said I'd thrown everything away.'
But a year later, she got a job in a tanning salon and she used to start and end her day with a sun bed session.

Unlike her celebrity idol, the one thing that isn't fake are Lisa's 38EE boobs"

It was then she started reading celebrity magazines and copying Jordan's look.
Lisa even dyed her naturally blonde hair black like the star.

Paying the Price: Lisa said she has no plans to start a family because children would get in the way of her beauty routine"

She said: 'I colour my hair every two weeks but she's gone back to blonde so I will too. I've always been an exhibitionist. I want everyone to look at me when I'm out.
'I've always got to be wearing the most make up, the highest heels, the shortest skirt.
'It usually takes me three or fours to get ready - six hours if it's a big night out.
'I always wear three sets of eye lashes because one isn't enough.
'Jordan loves my New Look diamante false lashes and said she was going to get a pair.
'I was so excited - Jordan was copying me!'
Unlike her celebrity idol, the one thing that isn't fake are Lisa's 38EE boobs.
She said: 'They're really heavy so I'm getting a boob reduction on the NHS later this year. I want to go down to a D. Then I'll get fake ones because they look so much better. They weigh less and look more pert.'
Lisa admitted her mother and some of her friends would prefer her to look more natural.

* YOU BEEN SNAP * WEDDING NEWS THIS TIME IS FOR NIECY NASH "

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Former Dancing with the Stars contestant Niecy Nash has married for the second time.
The Actress and comedienne, 40, tied the knot with electrical engineer Jay Tucker in a lavish ceremony on Saturday in Malibu, California.
Nash and Tucker exchanged vows in front of 200 guests, including The View's Sherri Shepherd and Tony Award winning singer Sheryl Lee Ralph, who served as matron of honour.

  

Dream wedding: Actress and comedienne tied the knot yesterday in a lavish ceremony held at a vineyard in Malibu, California"

The picture of elegance, Niecy walked down the aisle in a strapless off-white gown with ruffled train.
She wore her hair in an up-do with a headband made of white flowers and lace.
Her ten bridesmaids wore flowing one shouldered purple gowns and her young flower girl wore a white dress.

Lovely: Niecy wore a strapless off-white ball gown with a headband made of flowers and lace in her hair"

Wedding party: Niecy had ten bridesmaids, all dressed in flowing purple gowns, while her young flower girl wore a white dress with a purple sas"

Niecy, a former host of TLC's Clean House told Life and Style: 'It was a dream come true to be surrounded by family and friends as I married the most wonderful man.
'I celebrated so hard. I'm sure the angels in heaven were telling me to be quiet!'
The ceremony was held at the luxurious Church Estate Vineyards.

Big wedding: Two hundred people attended the ceremony including several celebrities"

Big wedding: Two hundred people attended the ceremony including several celebrities"

The 8,000 square foot château is surrounded by lush gardens and vineyards planted with Chardonnay and Pinot Noir grapes.
The Talk's Holly Robinson-Peete was among the guests, who watched Nash tie the knot.
For fans who want to watch the nuptials first hand, the wedding will air on TLC's Niecy Nash's Wedding Bash.

So happy: 'It was a dream come true' Niecy revealed after she tied the knot"

The two-hour television special will air on Saturday, June 4.
Tucker proposed to Nash in September 2010.
This is Nash’s second marriage after she split from her first husband"

* YOU BEEN SNAP * RATS NEWS" Dressed to impress: MBUTA NANGA!!

You flirty rat! New York fashionistas splurge on designer outfits ... for their pet rodents

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First there was doggy dresses, and coats for mini pigs, now trendy pet owners are ordering designer clothing for their rats. Pet fashionista Ada Nieves is selling rat tuxedos, wedding dresses and bridesmaids gowns among other exclusive designs.
Ada, from New York, said: 'The rats look very cute and seem to like wearing them. Rats are very popular these days and the owners love to dress them up.'

 

Tutu much? Perriwinkle wows the NYC Fancy Rat Convention in Manhattan with her emerald green tutu"

Rat fans gathered in New York yesterday for a rodent fashion show featuring Ada's outifts, which come complete with crystals, feathers and frilly tutus, and sell for around £50 each.
Rat owner Kelly Antonova, 27, said: 'Rats have amazing personalities. They are like a dog, cat and ferret all rolled into one. But each also has its own individual character.
'I've had rats who swim in a little bath, or sleep on the bed. You can train them on a little lease and they will learn how to dance, and how to fetch things like a dog. Rats are very sociable and give you a lot of love. They are very intelligent and share similar characteristics to humans.'

Traditional: Rat Lily showcases designer Ada Nieve's wedding couture dress"

Model behaviour: Sugar and Spice storms the catwalk in this matching jacket and lead ensemble"

The latest breeds sell for around £70 but owners are also spending a fortune on rat furniture for their cages, toys, hammocks, clothing and harnesses.
Kelly, from Long Island, who runs a pet supply business, Kelly Critter Creations, added: 'Friends of owners usually end up falling in love with rats and getting their own.'It became more fashionable once people realised celebrities were keeping rats. The message is finally getting out that rats make great pets.'
The fashion show, held as part of the New York City Fancy Rat Convention, was organised by the Big Apple Rattery, which provided all the rat models.

Dressed to impress: Blue the rat takes part in the fashion show in this teal dress

* YOU BEEN SNAP * 'They used to call me kipper lips', Rosie Huntington-Whiteley opens up about school bullies while posing topless in GQ magazine"

'They used to call me kipper lips', Rosie Huntington-Whiteley opens up about school bullies while posing topless in GQ magazine

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She’s been doing the rounds in a series of glossy magazines since being named the Hottest Woman on Earth by Maxim, but Rosie Huntington-Whitely wasn’t always so popular.
The model-turned actress has opened up about her battle with former school ground bullies, who would call her ‘kipper lips’ and ‘t**t lips’.
The 24-year-old revealed the taunts while stripping down to a sheer deep red gown and bikini bottoms for the July issue of GQ magazine.

Not popular: The model-turned actress has opened up about her former school ground bullies, who would call her 'kipper lips' in Devon"

It’s not the first time Rosie has posed for the magazine, but this time she admitted: ‘I was teased about the way I looked at school.’
While being photographed topless with her arm covering her modesty, she said: ‘I got teased because of my lips.

‘I used to get called T**t lips – because I had big lips but no breasts. And then I was called Kipper Lips.
‘There was a big group of girls that was Devon’s answer to Mean Girls, and they would storm the bathrooms shouting, ‘I’m going to f****ing deck you, Lips! See you on the school bus’.
‘And boys didn’t really go out with me.’

Risqué pose: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley poses topless, wearing just bikini bottoms while lounging in pool soaking up the sun"

Despite the grim portrayal of her childhood, the Tavistock-born beauty did say she had fun with friends too.
‘We’d hang around in soggy jeans drinking cider. I did long for the city. But I was a very outdoorsy kid.
‘Until I was 15, riding was my thing – I was horse-obsessed.’
But her whole life suddenly changed when she was 17 and started a summer internship in the back room of a modelling agency.
The Victoria’s Secret angel soon caught the attention of agency bosses, who turned her into a model.

Happy times: Despite the grim portrayal of her childhood, Rosie did say she had fun with friends too and enjoyed a lot of horse riding"

The July issue of GQ is out next Thursday"

‘I was shocked. I used to see all these supermodels walking into the agency – tall, elegant glamazons. I was just a big lump from Devon.
‘But within a year I was travelling to America, being booked for French Connection, Tommy Hillfiger, Abercrombie & Fitch. I started to make serious money.
‘Suddenly school didn’t seem quite so important.’
Since her big break, Rosie’s modelling career has sky-rocketed and seven years later, she has transformed into an actress for Michael Bay’s latest film.
She replaced Megan Fox in Transformers: Dark of the Moon, out next month, and plays Shia LaBeouf’s girlfriend in the film.
The modest star says that although she doesn’t think she’ll become the next Meryl Streep, she’s willing to work hard for a shot to make it big in Hollywood.
‘Would I like even a sniff of Angelina Jolie’s career? Yes.  Do I think I have a future in this business? I certainly hope so. And I’m going to work damn hard to make sure I do,’ she said.
Rosie, who currently dates Jason Statham, added: ‘I’m not standing here and saying I’m an amazing actress or that I’ve had a heap of thespie training. But you’re damned if you do and you’re damned if you don’t.’
The July issue of GQ is out next Thursday and GQ has exclusive footage of Rosie on its new iPad app out in June.

Day off: When Rosie isn't posing for glossy magazines she has been living in Los Angeles, as spotted here last week going for a stroll

On set: Rosie acting in the new Transformers film 'Dark of the Moon', which will be released on June 29"