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Huddah and her fans went on to  to say that the old  Tanzanian blogger envies Huddah because she has a nice body ,especially her yummy behind. Apparently the Tanzanian blogger wishes she could exchange her skinny flat undesirable  bottom for Huddah’s round juicy bottom whose main use has been to pass out drug capsules in 5 star hotels all over the world. Huddah must be right, who wouldnt want to own a bottom that can hold in so much drugs for so many hrs and bring you so much money? Huddah’s  bottom should be envied by all flat bottomed women. IT’S A MONEY MAKER . LITERALLY.

Through this  hashtasg #oldbitchyoungpeoplewannahave fun HUDDAH went on to embarrass this old bored housewife in USA by implying that the Tanzanian blogger is also jealous of her  because she  is still young and having fun. So as  as journalist I had to look into it and yes HUddah and her Instagram fans were very right. THE Tanzanian housewife only wishes her life was half as exciting as Hudda’s. The old bitch is just stuck in the house  taking care of her kids while huddah is jet setting all over the world with drugs up her fabulous round bottom risking a death sentence in countries like Thailand. Who wouldnt want to live such an adrenaline rush life? she really must be jealous of our hard working huddah who doesnt depend on men for nothing. We Kenyans are proud of her.   I mean how much more independent or hardworking can a woman get than a woman who swallows big  pills filled with illegal chemicals, get to the airport manages to pose for happy smiley photos at the kenyan business lounge and share with us all to inspire us, then flies for 12hrs , all the time managing to hold in the deadly capsules very far up her amazing bottom. then gets to a 5 star hotel somehwere in the world and has strange men stand next to her as she poops out their pills , takes a rest and then she gets to tour the city for a week or so and then she back at it again? and she does all this with a big beautiful smile on her face? wow, woman of the year. We Kenyans are definitely better than the Tanzanians.

I had to call Huddah to find out how she does this. I sat with Huddah inside her faboulous RangeR over which by the way the old bitch doesnt have. She owns a raggedy cheap PORSCHE CAYYAN which was bought for her by her visa provider apparently with  CLEAN  money. Huddah being indepent told me she bought the range rover with her own money and even showed me the card regististration. As we sat in her range rover which by the way is sooooo amazing , OMG girls let me tell you, that car is definitely worth Huddah risking her life over. That girl is smart. if  I had a bottom like hers  even I myself would shove a thousand pills up my  bottom  and transport them across the world  just to buy the same Range Rover. It is a fabulous car. IT’S WORTH THE MONEY.Who wants to drive a cheap ugly porche cayyene  like the one the old bitch drives while you have  a delicious bottom that can carry cocaine filled capsuled all over the world like the one Huddah has.

So as i sat with  Huddah in her Range rover  she told me how she multiplies her wealth , first of all she told me that her  boss has promoted her. She no longer makes the ASIA routes and when she does its once in a while. She being so hardworking and very talented at her job she now makes the EUROPE routes. OMG, This girl now exports her products to places like MILAN,PARIS and the like. No wonder old bitch hates our huddah. Hardworking Huddah got the promotion after proving she was the most profitable mule ever seen in the business. She thanks her mother for that. Because  the juicy round butt she got from her mama helps her perform better than all other in the business.  That ass is magic people, Huddah went on to tell me that the average mule can pack about 50 pills up their bottoms but she, huddah having a special bottom can pack up to 200 pills a trip. WOW, now thats an arse!!! she went on to tell me that when she reaches the big cities like Milan and so forth,the job is not done yet,the money dont sleep HEEEY , so she makes short trips within Europe. Yes you can see on her Instagram photos when she goes to Europe she doesnt stay in one city, she goes to many cities , back and forth. Even rich people cant afford that when in Europe but not Huddah, she can afford these little trips across Europe because she works very hard unlike most of you . How can you leave Africa go all the way to Europe only to  stay in once city, really? just one? what kind of a holiday is that? learn to work hard like huddah so that when you go to Europe you will be able to afford visiing t most of the cities. The  Problem with these short trips is that she cant swallow the pills she has to methodically insert each pill up her award winning bottom. So this is how she does it. she has to assume the position, then lubricate the capsules with a good KY gel then slowly inserts those capsules up her amazing , soft ,delicious butt  that we all love on instagram. Who knew that bottom not only  does it look great it can also do great things. She said at first it used to hurt alot,ouch!! but now she is so used to , she can actually experience an orgasm doing this. OMG, what a job, who wouldnt want to climax while working…lucky lady ha? She went on to tell me that  one day when her beef with VERRA SIDDIKA is over and done with she would like to teach  and show her how she can take things up her bottom too… Y’all remember that chat where Vera was telling some guy in Dubai that she doesnt like things up her bottom even if they pay her billions. Well Huddah thinks maybe for Verra Siddicka to enjoy having things up her bottom like her maybe she needs to insert the right kind of items up there, things like lets say,,,,,,,,  COCAINE FILLED CAPSULES.GENIUS!!!! She says those were made for a woman’s bottom. Very comfy. She went on to say  Verra should stop going for small money in Dubai, instead she should risk her freedom or possibly her life and start using her round beautiful bottom for big money and buy a Range Rover. Actually she called for all  Kenyan girls with nice bottoms to use their bottoms as  a means to gain Independence  and not depend on white men like the old bitch from Tanzania, she says many Kenyan women  havent realized that all the capital they been looking for to start a business is right behing them…… THIS GIRL IS INSPIRING I TELL YOU… She surely doesnt need a white man like the Tanzanian blogger…

she then showed me the kind of food she eats when out there. This is what she ate in Milan , look at the hotel she stayed in. 5 star hotel.lucky girl. Wow ,i love this girl, look at the caption no sponsor she does it on her own. Very stupid are the women who find men who want to take care of them and take them to Milan and stay at the 4 seasons hotel,smart are women like HUDDAH who become career criminals and do it on their own. Wow who knew its better not to have a sponsor  to take you around the world instead be a drug mule who proudly does it alone. POWER TO ALL WOMEN WHO CAN GO TO MILAN AND STAY AT ARMANI HOTEL  SIMPLY BY BEAUTIFULLY AND GLAMOROUSLY CARRYING HEROIN CAPSULES VERY FAR AND I MEAN VERY FAR UP  THEIR  SEXY, INSTAGRAM FAMOUS BOTTOMS. Stupid are women like the Tanzanian blogger who marry successful men who can give them this life and all they have to do in return is pop out babies….Now we can all see why the TANZANIAN housewife envies our lovely Huddah. Huddah is ON another level. she can only wish to be like her.  Problem is no drug lord will ever let even one of their  capsules up her skinny bottom. These days the drugs lords interview for this job, you need a pretty bottom to get in.

Huddah went on to tell me that there are very few Tanzanians that are lucky like her. Very few  Tanzanian women are hustlers like her. Like this one here. She is on Instagram too. Huddah went on to tell me that barbardian queen is also a very well known  shove-a-capsule-up-ur-bottom  career woman . This time our lovely Huddah was put up in the same hotel as the well known Tanzanian drug mule by their handlers. Apparently all the East African female drug mules boycotted  their management about their living conditions in foreign destinations, they reminded their employers of how fabulous their bottoms are so they shouldn’t be subjected to expelling products at the Airport Holiday INN, Management took another look their bottoms and gave in, now Huddah ,Babardian queen and the rest get to expel their products in  5 star hotels. I tell you these girls’ pretty butts will get them everything in this world. Who knew Tanzania’s and Kenya’s  shove-a-capsule-VERY-deep-up-ur-bottom network is connected? 

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You can look at their instagram photos and see, they were both  at Armani hotel in  Milan at the very same  time on the very same days,posting pics minuteJs  apart. The Tanzanian mule was there without a sponsor too. These girls REALLY do it on their own. Huddah says this was the most fun working trip she has ever had. She says it  was her VERY first time to Millan and Paris ,having being born and raised in the garbage fields of Kenya and walking with with no shoes she never dreamt of seeing Europe, not only see Europe but go there without a sponsor. WOW, whats an inspiring story.  Classic story of “started from the bottom now we here”.She says what made this trip fun is that she always ends up alone in hotel rooms with strange men watching her poop out their capsules but this time she had the support of the Tanzanian drug mule, she says for support she and Barbadian queen held each other’s hands as they pooped out the pills they had swallowed and shoved up their sweet young bottoms. She says they actually made it fun by trying to see who will poop out all their pills first., Kenyans being better than TANZANIANS of course Huddah won , SHE credits her glorious win to her bottom being so wide and open from all the abuse it has endured during the course of her amazing career, she doesnt have to do much pushing to expel things now a days.

KENYAN SOCIALITE’S GLAMOROUS DRUG MULE CAREER SOURCE OF ENVY FOR AGING HOUSEWIFE

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Yesterday ,Kenyan socialite, Huddah Monroe took a  heroic action by calling out a  USA based OLD Tanzanian blogger who everyone knows is

is nothing but an old housewife. Huddah took to her instagram page to inform her fans why this OLD housewife envies her.

As it turns out  this old housewife  would never have landed in America if it wasnt for the fact that she married a white. 
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