WHATS ON ? FLORA LYIMO FASHION POLICE ANA HAYA YA KUSEMA KUMHUSU MWALIM WAKE MAREHE JOAN RIVER'S FASHION POLICE KIBOKO YA WACHAFUAJI WA MAVAAZI DUNIANI'' FAREWELL TEACHER AKE MIE''

FAREWELL MY FASHION POLICE TEACHER JOAN RIVERS'' 1933-2014'' YOU DIE BUT FASHION POLICE WILL NEVER DIE'' NITAHAKIKISHA NAKUTANGAZA DAIMA NA KUJIFUNZA NA KUCHEKA ULIYOTUACHIA ''HASA MIMI HUWA NACHEKAGA MNO KWA VICHAMBO UNAVYO WACHAMBA WALE WAJUAJI WA MUJINI ''MBUTA NANGA'' UENDE UKICHEKA NA HASA PALE UTAKAPO SHIKANA MIKONO NA BABA YETU WA MBINGUNI ''R.I.P LEGEND!!!

 FLORA LYIMO FASHION POLICE ''NIKIWA KWENYE MAOMBELEZI YA KU MUOMBEA MWALIM WANGU JOAN RIVERS FAHSHION POLICE MWANZILISHI MWENYEWE AMBAE HIVI SASA HATUNAE TENA'' KWANI MBINGUNI NAO WALIKUWA WAMENUNA SANA ''NAO NI ZAM YAO YA KUCHEKA'' WANACHEKAJE SASA ''MBUTA NANGA!! YANI YOU JUST HAVE TO LIKE JOAN OR HATE HER ''' SHE WAS JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE WE ALL LAUGH'' SHE DIE BUT FASHION POLICE WILL NEVER DIE'' FLORA LYIMO FASHION POLICE NIMEACHIWA URIDHI 'LOL'' AND THIS BLOG WILL FROM NOW ON WILL KEEP PRODUCING FASHION POLICE AS A TRIBUTE TO MY TEACHER JOAN RIVERS''

FLORA LYIMO FASHION POLICE PICHANI '' YANI NIMESIKITIKA SANA NA KIFO CHA MWALIMU WANGU NA LEGEND JRFP''


R.I.P. Joan Rivers Fashion Police 1933-2014..My Fashion Police Teacher'' ..HEAVEN NEED TO LAUGH TOO''MBUTA NANGA!!
Huko mbinguni wanachekaje sasa'' yani whats an Icon .I will miss watching you on your Fashion Police ukichamba wachafuaji wa mavaazi kwenye Red carpet HATARE''' Yani nikijisikia sina raha nakuwaga na angalia vipindi vyake vilivyopita najichekea hadi nasahau shida zangu zote'' even now japo amekwenda will never forget her '' her Fashion Police will be with me to the rest of my life na nitaendelea kuwaambia just like it is'' just like my teacher Joan Rivers use to tell it'' just like it is''ukweli una uma lakini unarekebishaa'' Ruwa Mangi'' 
I HONESTLY LOVE HER SO MUCH '' SHE WAS JUST HILARIOUS '' LOVE HER OR HATE HER'' UTAJINYOOSHA  ULIPOJIPINDA ''LAZIMA''
''MBUTA NANGA''
YANI SHE WAS ONE OF A KIND AND LEGEND''
 POLE SANA KWA MTOTO WAKE MELISSA THE ONLY MSICHANA WAKE NA MTOTO WAKE' PIA AMEACHA MJUKUU WAKE MMOJA'' MUNGU AWAPE NGUVU ''
THANK YOU FOR MAKING US LAUGH JOAN !!
NOW HEAVEN NEED TO LAUGH TOO''
I'M FEELING SO SAD'' KWELI KIFO HAKINA HURUMA''

What a spirited force: Mandy Moore, Samuel L Jackson, Ricky Gervais and Gayle King all paid tribute

Many Twitter users cited Joan's typically extravagant plan for her own funeral in her 2003 book I Hate Everyone, Starting with me, where she wrote: 'When I die (and yes, Melissa, that day will come; and yes, Melissa, everything’s in your name), I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, camera, action.

'I want Craft services, I want paparazzi and I want publicists making a scene! I want it to be Hollywood all the way. I don’t want some rabbi rambling on; I want Meryl Streep crying, in five different accents.I don’t want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head and sing Mr. Lonely.

I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive. I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag.And I want a wind machine so that even in the casket my hair is blowing just like Beyoncé’s.'

Her funeral is set to take place on Sunday at the at Temple Emanu-El in New York City. 

Thank you for the laughter: Stars from across the board all loved Joan for her shock humour''

They worked together on The Apprentice: Donald Trump, who lived in NYC near Joan, added, 'Her energy and talent were boundless' 

Planning her own funeral: Joan Rivers detailed her plans in her 2013 book I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me''

TUMECHOTA NA KUMIMINA KUTOKA DM ILI MJIONEE''
SO SO SAD''
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